literally a Fed, I’m not even kidding
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Who knew alcohol doesn’t drown sorrows, but just amplifies them?
(I did, but I got drunk anyway. Took me 8 tries to type this)
It’s fortunate that I trooned out in 2008 when gay Muslim communist fake American Obama was elected, and only began to learn to hope again in 2024.
Despair and plotting bleed out spots is in my DNA
I would troon out right now (scissors are literally at the root), but I know it’s exactly what Talafreako would want, so I remain a calm, cool, collected Plan Truster
God has seen fit to afflict my state with a blaspheming faggot, for His own reasons. Blessed be the name of the Lord.
Obviously, the moral of the story being “democracy is fake and gay and an enlightened dictator is better at enacting good government” is true, and the Empire is better than the corrupt Republic, but…
The Emperor is still objectively evil, and Anakin’s fall was because of a Faustian bargain to try to circumvent the natural order. In his defense, he didn’t KNOW Palpatine was the devil, and he DID rat on him to the Jedi as soon as he found out, and Mace WAS being a hypocrite by setting aside the law when convenient (tho his vigilantism was based and morally correct, as all righteous bad guy killing is), but…
Anakin still killed younglings and choked out his wife in a jealous rage. You can make a Doylist argument that this was the script letting us know he was bad, having him kick the dog so we don’t get any ideas about overthrowing democracy, but from a strictly Watsonian perspective, Anakin DID that shit.
But he wasn’t evil through and through, which is why he was redeemed by love for his son in the end, and did a suicide mission to kill the devil. He did get a good ending.
The literal only reason a man wouldn’t be down is if he just jerked off to Sydney Sweeney (or her 1 million other whore equivalents)
If you aren’t voting straight ticket Republican, just f*reb*mb a Walmart already
Less damaging to the right wing cause, and will cause less damage to innocent lives than empowering Democrats
Unfollowed and blocked a longtime mutual (PANICAN) who said Charlie would be in the Tucker camp today because Trump betrayed us on Epstein and Iran War
But seriously: vote for Charlie. You know damn well he would be telling you to today, and that staying home only empowers those who cheered his murder
I have a HUGE number of mid-term prediction posts bookmarked solely so I can return later and say “Update, faggot?”
Interesting looking fellow, my mutuals should follow him (just in case)
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>dropping son off at piano lessons
>see a juvenile deer get hit on Main Street (we have tons of tame deer that wander around yards all day and night)
>truck was only going 45, so didn’t kill it outright; he kept driving
>poor fella can’t get up, blood pouring from mouth
>I just came from gym, not strapped, not even a knife
>all I have in truck is tire iron, tractor supply spear, and hatchet
>Bruce Willis in the thrift shop moment
>go with hatchet
>tfw hacking into deer’s neck on the sidewalk in front of Lutheran church, blood gushing into rain swollen gutter
>be at peace, son of Gondor
>dragged it into the brush line behind the church, blood trail down parking lot
>rinse blood and hair off hatchet in the gutter
>son comes out from lesson, “dad why is there blood all over your face? And hand? And arm?”
>ThePatriot.jpeg
>”well, I had to put a deer out of its misery just now”
I’m anti-Sith, but not anti-Anakin taking over the Galaxy.
I’m anti-Jedi Council, but not anti-reformers like Qui-Gon and Dooku.
Here's the problem with this analysis, even though it contains some fair criticisms:
What the Sith believe is even more cartoonishly stupid than what the Jedi believe.
They are pure hedonists who do whatever indulges their emotions in the moment, even if it means they cannot build anything that actually functions.
Institutions created or run by dark siders always fail, and generally fail very rapidly, because their pettiness and cruelty constantly create unnecessary enemies, the paranoia instilled by their culture of usurpation causes them to sabotage their own subordinates, and nobody can be honest with their superiors because everything is run by emotionally incontinent wizards who constantly kill the messenger.
Palpatine himself is the ultimate selfish boomer who ruined the society he lives in to benefit himself, intends to live forever and never step aside for the next generation, and not only wants to pass on nothing, but made contingency plans to destroy his own legacy out of sheer spite in the event of his death.
Jedi ideology being wrong doesn't make Sith ideology right.
It’s interesting all of the “literally me” characters from this year were no longer lonely autistic chuds pining for a gf, but reluctant sensitive young genocidal warlords doing the necessary to restore order so their loved ones could live
