briefly library famous, enduringly obscure. i take photos for chelsea update. i’m better at talking to my cat than i am at talking to people.
chelsea, michigan
Joined March 2009
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Someone with a San Jose Sharks logo for an avatar once DMed us at at 3:21 am and said “ur not a dictionary u a fictionary”
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Regular reminder that you can fit ten Dodger Stadiums in the Dodger Stadium parking lot
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I wrote this essay about depression, but it's really about how close many of us are to ending up in a situation similar to Jordan Neely, and how people's responses to it probably have something to do with whether or not they can admit that's true
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No, if my favorite Justices are receiving secret gifts worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, they, too, should resign.
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When you are support staff in TV you barely make enough to pay rent
In winter work stops for two weeks
Which means you don't get paid for two weeks
Which means you can't make rent
Except for the holiday bonus
Which is paid by the studio? NO
It's paid by the WRITERS!
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this is the law working as intended
"A Florida woman, unable to get an abortion in her state, carried to term a baby who had no kidneys. Deborah Dorbert’s son Milo died in her arms on March 3, shortly after he was born, just as her doctors had predicted he would."
cnn.com/2023/05/02/health/fl…
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New Houston Law Requires 10 Parking Spaces For Every Parking Space bit.ly/3p72emA
ALT Empty parking lot.
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feels like “unable to successfully interpret forms” should be disqualifying for the job of Infallible Law Interpreter
Clarence Thomas will amend his financial disclosure forms to reflect the 2014 real estate deal with Harlan Crow. Thomas claims he lost money and didn’t think he needed to disclose it — but the rules are clear that profit/loss isn’t a factor in disclosure cnn.com/2023/04/17/politics/…
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if I heard someone's name was Harlan Crow I would IMMEDIATELY assume they're a villainous billionaire with a mansion full of nazi artifacts
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I’ve seen fellow authors feel bad about small turnouts at readings. This was after my first but before my second NYT bestseller. And it’s one of my favorite memories.
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What does it mean when thoughts and prayers can’t prevent a shooting at a Christian school?
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March is Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month. Thank you to everyone who has sent a card, but please remember that’s not what this month is about. Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month is about the presents.
