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I have special needs. like money, and attention

making people thirst for Philip J Fry of all characters should earn you some kind of medal as an artist

i should move to a remote village in the arctic circle

Marry that curly haired girl

oughhh im a puppy im collared i have an owner i have You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

What if I became Norwegian

White boys have to stop getting fades and bring back the Leo DiCaprio haircut

LGT without the B

Why is my right nipple so much cuter than my left nipple

If you’re struggling to find filling meals look into lentils and oats and making your own bread. It’s super easy and you can get 4lb bags for like $10-$15 each on amazon.

Shaved my legs for the first time in years

mine is probably ruining the social skills and sexuality of millions of young men and driving them into credit card debt

they need to nerf gender dysphoria in the next patch

I don’t want to be a lesbian anymore make it stop

please god crush my ribs

minnesota is a beautiful place to get married

My thighs rub together when I walk now

The only thing that gives me any joy anymore is cooking

everyone wants to dog on trans women with no cis friends, but trans people with no trans friends are far more sinister

turns out it is hard to make friends in a new place lol

There’s a theater kid in me begging to be let out