fan of the astros, longhorn, hoosiers, rockets and the texans. hoosier grad.

Houston, TX
Joined January 2022
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The 2022 Astros had a: 111 team OPS+ vs. 2026 Brewers 105 2.95 rotation ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.61 2.80 bullpen ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.40 106-56 regular season record 11-2 postseason record, WS champs As great as this Brewers team is, it’s ‘22 HOU
This Brewers team is far and away the best team of the 2020s
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will literally never forget this game but okay
I’ve never seen people forget a game faster.
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Meanwhile, in The Salt Lake Tribune:
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genuinely wonder what it feels like to walk through life thinking stuff like this is awesome
Outstanding - Chargers, ft. Madison Beer
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After the Brewers clinched a bye in the first round of the postseason, the team held simulated games all that week in preparation for the division series Pat Murphy called over Colton Gordon "He calls me over. He says, 'This is a tight scrimmage here. We have some opposing scouts in the upper deck spying on us. We're going to send security up there. Can you give us some backup?'" Gordon looked up where Murphy was pointing and saw a "shadowy" figure in the stands, seemingly looking down on the field. A bit confused, Gordon did as he was asked. He jumped in an elevator with a security guard, who told him he "wasn't packing," so be ready for anything As they approached the figure in the stands and were "ready for anything," Gordon quickly realized the joke was on him. Murphy had sent him to Section 422, where a statue of the Hall of Fame announcer Bob Uecker was waiting for him. That shadowy figure was actually a legendary one. "I looked down, and everyone on the field is looking back up, laughing. "Yeah, he got me." (Via @JesseRogersESPN)
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Lance McCullers Jr is 1 win away from matching Clayton Kershaw with 3 World Series rings.
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dude is most likely resting as a precaution instead of having to play through injury and underperform, team is deeper than it ever has been…. and you’re giving up 4 games into the season cause he won’t play against the rebuilding Bucks? dude is softer than Pat McAfee.
Yeah I'm done. I'm not about to do this this season. This shit is genuinely sad. Never seen a team full of NBA players that can't stay healthy for 1 week . The season started last week bro. Smart, Steven Adams, and now Sengun all got injured in 4 games?! I'm cool on this team.
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you always give one of your star players a rest day with back soreness. the more you play thru it, it becomes something worse, and then he will miss much more than just one game. especially someone who plays as physical and takes a beating as Sengun. it’s basic common sense.
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Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his ailing right knee and miss up to two months, sources tell ESPN.
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NBA and @HoustonRockets legend Rudy Tomjanovich is making record-setting progress with his health. We started three months ago, and at 78, he is now chest-pressing 205 pounds, up from 65. He used to struggle to walk a quarter mile at a slow pace without stopping; now he walks two miles at a moderate pace.
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i thought Trump wanted to close the border as to not let criminals from other countries into the US?
U.S. State Department to Issue Visas to Flavio Bolsonaro and Family After Brazilian Election Defeat
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“I’d rather lose a World Series than win one” is a take
Hot take: I'd rather be part of one of the most entertaining World Series ever and lose like the Blue Jays did last year than win a really boring World Series like the Brewers are about to this year.
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tribe called ques
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Brewers had to play - A Padres team that was 17-3 in their last 20 games - The most expensive team with back to back titles - The best team in the AL They are 10-1 against them in the postseason 😭😭😭
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Alperen Sengun (back) listed out for Wednesday.
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Save the date: Feb. 14, 2027.
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A Top MLB Post-Season moment from a Hooks Alum! George Springer's hitting five home runs during the 2017 World Series, including a go ahead blast in the 11th inning of game 2!
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i have a really bad feeling that Mike Rizzo will be the next GM of the Astros and the Astros will be bad for a LONG time
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would really, really, really, really love to be proven wrong, however!!! (hire Matt Kleine please and thank you kindly)
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