
Minnesotan accent champ, feminist, progressive, Hartley’s mom, pricing nerd, @hussy_van’s favorite wife. Opinions are my own.
Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2011
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Jason Kelce was doing a speaking event at work and I overheard multiple people asking, “do you think Kylie will be here, too?” And honestly, I love that for @nglwithkylie 🤣
“If I was a teacher, I’d be a beverage cart girl.” -@hussy_van on what he’d do in the summer to stay busy
“I think I need more caffeine. I was up late last night watching episodes of The Pioneer Woman.”
-Me, tomorrow, probably.
I trust Carson Wentz to lead the offense simply because he grew up a Vikings fan. #skol
That feeling when you get a push notification that your husband’s high school classmate had a baby with Lady Gaga.
What is this timeline? 😂
Shout out to @KFANRosen on Mark Rosen’s Vikings GameDay LIVE featuring Mark Rosen for correcting “less” to “fewer” when it was asked if the Vikings would commit less than 8 penalties.
2006 Shannon would have never thought that Ludacris would be a State Farm spokesperson in 2026, but here we are.
We started watching The Shards and upon seeing the character Susan Reynolds, I commented how much she looks like a young Cindy Crawford.
*looks at cast list*
Damn those genes are strong.
@hussy_van: “Cindy without the mole!”
Listening to this morning’s @PowerTripKFAN show. Cheetos are not chips, but an extruded snack. The dough gets pushed through a die where science happens that causes the snack to puff up. Pricing snacks and candy at Target for years really upped my knowledge of snacks facts. 😂






