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Minnesotan accent champ, feminist, progressive, Hartley’s mom, pricing nerd, @hussy_van’s favorite wife. Opinions are my own.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2011
Jason Kelce was doing a speaking event at work and I overheard multiple people asking, “do you think Kylie will be here, too?” And honestly, I love that for @nglwithkylie 🤣
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“If I was a teacher, I’d be a beverage cart girl.” -@hussy_van on what he’d do in the summer to stay busy
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This guy’s cheeks.
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My brother-in-law has this guy’s leg pads. Sick brag. @Stalock32
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“I think I need more caffeine. I was up late last night watching episodes of The Pioneer Woman.” -Me, tomorrow, probably.
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I laughed, I cried
I’ll take you there
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I trust Carson Wentz to lead the offense simply because he grew up a Vikings fan. #skol
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C’mon, Hot Arse Cars! #skol
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Not even 10 minutes off the game clock and our shiny new toy is broken.
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Hey @hussy_van, I have a new shirt idea for you:
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That feeling when you get a push notification that your husband’s high school classmate had a baby with Lady Gaga. What is this timeline? 😂
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Shout out to @KFANRosen on Mark Rosen’s Vikings GameDay LIVE featuring Mark Rosen for correcting “less” to “fewer” when it was asked if the Vikings would commit less than 8 penalties.
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National Geographic’s 9/11 Reunited is such an emotional watch, but also so well-done. Wow.
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2006 Shannon would have never thought that Ludacris would be a State Farm spokesperson in 2026, but here we are.
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We started watching The Shards and upon seeing the character Susan Reynolds, I commented how much she looks like a young Cindy Crawford. *looks at cast list* Damn those genes are strong. @hussy_van: “Cindy without the mole!”
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.@hussy_van’s solution to knowing when I’m in a work call
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Listening to this morning’s @PowerTripKFAN show. Cheetos are not chips, but an extruded snack. The dough gets pushed through a die where science happens that causes the snack to puff up. Pricing snacks and candy at Target for years really upped my knowledge of snacks facts. 😂
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New laptop sticker courtesy of the @initialsgametm TOC
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