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sharp dick postings are now…
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My dad has been visiting this week and it’s been really healing and beautiful (lots of tears and hugs too) Debating bringing him on stream tomorrow for a bit to finally show/explain what my job is this last 8 years as he has no clue lol.
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dread ahoge heart lol here
Replying to @shrinescurse
You should shape it into a heart 👀👀
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Lame! Boooo
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My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot
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speed reacted to my tweet 🥹🥹
post goons family guy 👊👊
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bro genuinely speed might be the greatest thing that happened to the internet
idols when they ask u ur bias and it’s not them
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The art on the side of carnival rides
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Was sexting with chatgpt and it called 911
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you’ll be scrolling and laughing in a tweet’s replies and boom… that child porn account
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they cancelled sharpknife for leaking danganronpa early (hope he gets the account back)
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took a screenshot of my conversation with someone & accidentally sent it to them
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Was scrolling through old messages and accidentally called her
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stan twitter gays when the joke is incest
cousin is coming to live with us and he’s gonna be sleeping in the room right next to mine so Ima put vigara in his tea and leave my door open
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That is poisoning and attempted sexual assault. patitucelaw.com/blog/2020/july… colorado.edu/health/blog/dr…
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Honk if you love Autobahn
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Give lynxi literally everything she wants
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NO PRESSURE but I do still have my PO Box open and Amazon Wishlist. I don’t know how much I’ll be streaming from now on but if anybody wanted to help I have a ko-fi ko-fi.com/lynxi Life is precious, please don’t be sad about getting older not all of us do 🥲❤️
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Woke up at 4am and can’t go back to sleep
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when the first episode of a tv show is just titled “pilot”
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me eating poop that I found off the sidewalk
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bit tf out of my cheek eating a baguette
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