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businessing at @socialhighrise • into cats, fam, learning, snark • previously: political campaign social media manager; @gsnorcal; 10+ years restaurant industry

Joined February 2008
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BAILEY. BALLGAME.
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Meanwhile during a downpour in the Japanese city of Nara.. 😊
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Nobody: Punxsutawney Phil on Groundhog Day:
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[meeting a new couple] So which one of you sends the memes?
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Unexpected item in bagging area.
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shaw. retweeted
life hack work in a restaurant bw the ages of 18 and 24 not a joke
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Replying to @nor0101
If you haven't optimized your optimization routine you're letting 99% of people beat you. Here's how to own your optimization output so you can optimize your optimizations and be the only optimizer in the open worth obeying:
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the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.
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SCAM ALERT: people are saying “I know!” when their cat meows at them when in fact they do NOT know!!!
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Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking
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Over 75 Years Ago, One of the Best Dance Routines Ever Was Filmed, Unrehearsed on the First Take, No Cuts.
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“How late you gonna be there?” Is New York for I’m not coming
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Dog owners be like this is Spike he’s a purebred pedigree worth $13 000 and cat owners be like this is Lord Theodore Willis The Third he’s orange and we found him in an alley
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what. in the world. is happening here – at Belvedere Park, GA
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We have once again peered even deeper into the universe’s personal business
It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field. Previewed by @POTUS on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of @NASAWebb's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: nasa.gov/webbfirstimages
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