
Black American Princess | #1 lover girl | they/them and that/bitch | iced oatmilk latte please | Carrie Bradshaw x Lorelai Gilmore apologist | 🤞🏽
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Joined June 2012
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You have to shake ass!! Trauma is stored in the hips!! If you’re sad you need to throw ass!! I’m not kidding!!
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The thing about Pattinson Bond is that you can’t dangle a concept like that in front of me and expect me to happy with literally any other alternative
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I am as greedy as Robert Pattinson is. I wanna see him play every cultural icon forever. Batman, Bond, Dracula, Sherlock Holmes, fuck it he should be the new Wolverine too
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i didn’t know this was happening??????????????? #liked #superliked
And when I die my loved ones better make sure they put a vodka cran on the altar every now and then and put a picture of shrek next to my urn or I’m not helping them at all
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fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you
can't fool me twice now can you
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She said “and girl let’s pray for him but I can’t stop being fine” 😭
When my dad was first diagnosed with dementia he went missing for almost 3 weeks. He was basically roaming around the Bay Area. Getting on different buses, but couldn’t figure out how to get home. I was only able to keep track of him because the lady at the bank felt so bad for me that she would tell me if he had had a transaction on his card the previous day so I could know if he was still alive. I had basically got to the point where I was starting to accept that we might not find him. My auntie (his sister) posted these pictures on her story and the Cousin group chat went up. It don’t matter if your brother is missing and has dementia you gotta get sympathy from the heauxs‼️‼️‼️‼️





























