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Black American Princess | #1 lover girl | they/them and that/bitch | iced oatmilk latte please | Carrie Bradshaw x Lorelai Gilmore apologist | 🤞🏽

GO BIRDS DICKHEAD
Joined June 2012
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You have to shake ass!! Trauma is stored in the hips!! If you’re sad you need to throw ass!! I’m not kidding!!
QUICK how do I kill my bad mood and be in a good mood again. Any tips welcome
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The thing about Pattinson Bond is that you can’t dangle a concept like that in front of me and expect me to happy with literally any other alternative
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It probably feels so nice to beat the shit out of someone like this
This was one of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” in Korean MMA Shit was straight out of a movie 😳
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Keep John David Washington off my screen I’m so serious
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I am as greedy as Robert Pattinson is. I wanna see him play every cultural icon forever. Batman, Bond, Dracula, Sherlock Holmes, fuck it he should be the new Wolverine too
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I gotta go sob in that man’s arms soon I’m way overdue
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kind of stuff me and my gay son will be doing
Every day I have an afternoon affogato and my son has vanilla ice cream and we enjoy it together in cortado glasses with shell spoons
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don’t threaten me with a good time taylor
They’ll put Robert Pattinson in your ass if you’re not careful
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i didn’t know this was happening??????????????? #liked #superliked
Xtina was scissoring SO hard in the dirrty video that they had to cut it out so parents wouldn’t firebomb the MTV building...😭
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My ass is fat, my waist is small, I cannot lose, fuck it we ball. Amen.
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And when I die my loved ones better make sure they put a vodka cran on the altar every now and then and put a picture of shrek next to my urn or I’m not helping them at all
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Bro please I need this 😭
Someone call the man NOW
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mentally i’m still here
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rob being the bond girl
bond and bond girl
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the spooky island disco ball >
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fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you can't fool me twice now can you
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i need to be wine drunk with a perverted lesbian with big eyes and a dimple
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sex appeal on 1000000000
this video of doja cat
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YOU PUT YOUR TRUST IN A NIGGA STUPID HOE, HOW YOU FIGURE
Khia performs “Don’t Trust No N***a” for Cadillac Chronicles.
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She said “and girl let’s pray for him but I can’t stop being fine” 😭
When my dad was first diagnosed with dementia he went missing for almost 3 weeks. He was basically roaming around the Bay Area. Getting on different buses, but couldn’t figure out how to get home. I was only able to keep track of him because the lady at the bank felt so bad for me that she would tell me if he had had a transaction on his card the previous day so I could know if he was still alive. I had basically got to the point where I was starting to accept that we might not find him. My auntie (his sister) posted these pictures on her story and the Cousin group chat went up. It don’t matter if your brother is missing and has dementia you gotta get sympathy from the heauxs‼️‼️‼️‼️
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