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Mojave Desert
Joined June 2018
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Check out that Moon they said we were going to have I believe a Halloween Harvest Moon this week not sure though!...🎃🌕
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🇳🇴 On May 30, 1941, during World War II, the Norwegian merchant ship Rinda was torpedoed by a German submarine off the coast of Liberia. The ship sank rapidly, leaving its surviving crew struggling for their lives in the dark ocean. Thirteen crew members lost their lives, while 18 survived. After climbing into a lifeboat, the survivors realized that someone very special was missing: their beloved ship’s cat. Despite the danger and darkness, they refused to leave their feline companion behind. They rowed through the night, searching the surrounding water, until they finally heard a faint, desperate meow in the distance. The sailors immediately rowed toward the sound and discovered the cat, soaked and struggling in the sea. One survivor later recalled that they laughed and cried as they lifted the dripping wet cat into their lifeboat. On June 1, the survivors were rescued by the British armed trawler HMS Pict. The cat remained aboard the rescue vessel and was given the name Rinda, after the ship that had been lost. In the middle of a devastating war, when the sailors had lost their ship and fellow crew members, they still risked precious time to save a small animal they loved.
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What a desperate toddler.
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Monday’s Moment of Zen in Waikiki.
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Replying to @donkoclock
I ain’t never ever going to Mississippi. Nope. Marine One had too much weight with the diaper bag.
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Mom has successfully created her own cat satellite. 🤣
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🚨 Trump takes The Beast OVER Marine One arriving home from his Mississippi rally. Trump: "Tens of thousands of people that couldn't even get in, people haven't ever seen this before." He calles James Comey a “dirty cop” twice. Why is he avoiding his new helipad? 🤔🤔🤔
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Yep if I don't knock this off I am going to be 200 lb LOL well I'm not even close to that thank God! 🤭🤪🤣🤣 My handyman has a sweet tooth and I usually keep this stuff on hand for him! 🤪
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Replying to @shell_loyd
Thank you that's right it's a hunter's Moon! I hope those damn hunters don't kill any animals. 🤪😂
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The wench failed in her quest for Kn*b corks..phew..I also has to point out that I is using me litter tray as normal, peeing on the wench was a one-off like the time I crapped in dad's slippers cos he kissed me ears too loud 😹😹😹
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