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Danny Shellard

@shellsy87

I’d do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one that plays the violin

Joined August 2009
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Who are you sending it to if everyone else is on outlook?
Mad Dad (@MadDad93493866) profile pictureMad Dad@MadDad9349386622h
Replying to @lil_ibuprofen_
Just set up a temporary Gmail account for your company and send your email. Not that complicated.
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Who is strongly opposing a day off? Country of miserable bastards
YouGov (@YouGov) profile pictureYouGov
@YouGovNov 11
With calls for a bank holiday to mark 1,100 years since Athelstan was made the first king of a unified England, people in England tend to support a one-off bank holiday for the occasion 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 49% support / 21% oppose 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 32% / 32% 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 19% / 43%
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Not a patch on this nitter.gq/tarequelaskar/status/2…
AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno) profile pictureAB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoNov 9
This is a very strong contender for tweet of the year!!!
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Strange names but each to their own
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 9
Justin Timberlake’s rarely seen sons, 11 and 6, make surprise runway appearance with famous dad trib.al/51HhoSI
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How is he NOT James Bond?!
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NaomiSky15 (@NaomiSky_15) profile pictureNaomiSky15
@NaomiSky_15Nov 8
How is he NOT James Bond?!
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Granit Xhamtster
World of Statistics (@stats_feed) profile pictureWorld of Statistics
@stats_feedNov 7
🔞 Most visited adult websites in the world (September 2026) 1. pornhub 2. xhamster 3. xvideos 4. stripchat 5. xhamster46 6. eporner 7. xnxx 8. chaturbate 9. onlyfans 10. erome Ranked by worldwide traffic. Source: Similarweb
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Being BROBBED!
Dubois (@CFC_Dubois) profile pictureDubois
@CFC_DuboisNov 8
We’re getting ROBBED in broad daylight, how on earth was this not awarded as a penalty for Chelsea????
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3 right backs ❤️
Sunderland AFC (@SunderlandAFC) profile pictureSunderland AFC
@SunderlandAFCNov 8
RLB's XI to take on Chelsea! 📝👊 #SUNCHE
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Up the arse corner
Charlotte Patterson (@kirbyhazard) profile pictureCharlotte Patterson@kirbyhazardNov 6
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You can’t be giving it large whilst wearing a handbag
KickCastle (@Kick_Castle) profile pictureKickCastle
@Kick_CastleNov 8
Tommy Robinson brutally knockouts a members of Modeen's team forcing HSTikkyTokky to end his event.
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He’s gone. We all know it. Only start playing when we’re behind and then we’re so toothless it’s embarrassing
Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) profile pictureFootball on TNT Sports
@footballontntNov 5
“We are a bit unlucky because we created many chances but it wasn’t enough” 😔 Regis Le Bris reflects on Sunderland’s defeat to Dinamo Zagreb 🔴⚪️ 🎙️ @LiamMacdevitt | 📺 Stream on TNT Sports & HBO Max: streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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Sack him. Can’t be any worse than this shite
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This set piece coach is really earning his crust #safc
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Please don’t take little Tommy’s plastic balloon sticks!
Tom Harwood (@tomhfh) profile pictureTom Harwood
@tomhfhNov 4
- Sauce, sugar and other sachets - Hotel mini shampoos and soaps - Glued-in batteries in phones - Retinol creams above 0.3%: - Plastic balloon sticks Wave goodbye to the nice or convenient things in life. Ursula knows better.
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A 55 year old man typed this
Sleaford Mods (@sleafordmods) profile pictureSleaford Mods@sleafordmodsNov 4
I Don’t Rate You was influenced mainly by just wanting some dirty beat goin off with some early 90’s keyboard stabs. LFO, etc. “What does it all mean” I imitated from an old prodigy tune a familiar sample from that era. Luv that it annoys both purists, and greasy spoon bigots. 🕶️
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If you think he isn’t an absolute superstar you’re a moron
Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) profile pictureFootball on TNT Sports
@footballontntNov 4
Jude Bellingham with an incredible flick to equalise for Real Madrid against AEK Athens 🤩 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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Focusing on the everyday struggles
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Any mild annoyance and this pampered prick shows his true colours
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsNov 2
King Charles is not amused as torrential rain leaves him soaked through during a ceremony in Antigua on his Caribbean tour. The King is drenched by rain after waiting over a minute longer than the Queen for an umbrella. 🔗 trib.al/9aE4R2y
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Genuinely don’t know how these people function in the real world
liv (@girlsjustflyin) profile pictureliv@girlsjustflyinOct 30
I feel like once Michael realised he was onto James, he absolutely hounded him into a state of complete panic & anxiety. I think Maya's reaction here is genuine contempt for a man who has likely caused one of the people she was closest to in the castle to reach breaking point
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It’s just something nice for the kids in a world of shite. But no, you punch down because you’re better than that
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