ShellToe Frose

If a teenager comes to my house for candy, I’m passing him some candy. They’re holding on to the last vestiges of childhood. They may also have an intellectual disability. As long as they aren’t causing trouble, take some of this overpriced candy. Happy Halloween

Dear @dallascowboys, That stadium worker was correct. That performance was embarrassing. Sincerely, Dallas Cowboy Fans #nfl

Jayden Daniels has been mid since his mom played Juju Watkins.

I want a waterbed.

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? 82-0.com/share?id=b2d18999-9…

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? 82-0.com/share?id=fe2f3cef-7…

I hero’s is then of The Shield. They were fantastic; but, let’s move on already.

Has @paigebueckers1 trademarked Bueckets yet?

“Cavs in 7.” - James Harden #nbafinals

In 9 months, NYC is going to be over run with newborns named Anunoby. #nbafinals

I didn’t see anyone with their hand over their heart during game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals. I wonder if they will get the same treatment as Wemby.

Someone needs to tell Wemby that Americans pronounce it "KAT" as Chet. #nbafinals

If you break a glass, be prepared to find pieces of glass for the rest of your life.

It’s Chad Gable!!!

I just saw clips of Kevin Durant’s mom at games. She might be the mom of the NBA. It seems like everyone loves her. Good shit.

The number 2 scorer in Ohio Boys HS history is leading the Lakers tonight. Also, LeBron is helping him.

I can’t wait for tomorrow’s @righttimebomani! UConn did it for all of us.