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The Pillsbury Homeboy. Fast as thunder. FOT. Sure.

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Joined March 2009
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REMEMBER: The moment “Trump Force One” takes off from Palm Beach it officially changes its call sign to “CON-AIR”.
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Rob AndristPlourde retweeted
How do you cook an elephant? You don't, leave it alone please.
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why did the crab go to prison crimes
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What has three legs and cannot walk a typewriter.
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In a world where awesome shows get canceled and then often find a second life on another platform, I have to believe that there’s someone out there smart enough to pick up Work in Progress for a third season, especially if we get this cool hashtag trending: #SaveWorkInProgress ❤️
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Was just reminded of my favorite genre of photography: Ray Price Looking Like You Just Did Some Stupid Shit But He's Not Even Mad
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On this Memorial Day weekend remember to punch a Nazi just like your Grandfather would’ve. Or help make a bomb to use against Fascists like your Grandma did. Because they were ANTIFA before it was hip. 🇺🇸
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eurovision trying to stop covid nitter.gq/findurmeme/status/1236…
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If this original tweet gets 1000 RTs and 2000 likes I will watch the Schneider Cut of JUSTICE LEAGUE. Doesn’t look likely, thank goodness!
I have a book coming out this July. It is called IT NEVER ENDS. It is a funny memoir but it's more than that! I'm very proud of it! You can pre-order the book at TomWroteABook.com There will be something exciting for all pre-orders, so hang tight and ORDER THE BOOK!
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“The function of freedom is to free someone else.” ~Toni Morrison, born on this day in 1931 #BHM
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Q: What did one poop say to the other poop? A: Nothing, they just waved.
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What’s a comic book moment that lives in your head rent-free? Here’s mine:
What’s a comic book moment that lives in your head rent-free? Here’s mine:
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Whoever made this, take a bow!
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It was very cold out today. It was -45.
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today’s the last day a woman has never been vice president
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No way, man. Let ‘em party
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JUST THIS..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is it right here.
I’m so sick of seeing Christians in America claim persecution. You aren’t being persecuted for loving Jesus you are being held accountable for not acting like him.
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A male president was so angry he lost that he incited a mob against the U.S. Capitol. I never want to hear again that women would be "too emotional" to be president.
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I can’t stop thinking about yesterday’s mask-less Klan rally... And the Black masked maintenance staff that had to clean up after. – at Brooklyn, NY
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