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Brandor

@shitheadbrandon

saddest cowboy this side of the mississippi

 Texas, USA
Joined February 2012
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couldn’t choose which one to post so why not both
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Jose@Jose90491864Nov 5
It's unreal that a lazy retard like me is in charge of the rest of my life
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Jon Aguiar
@JonAguiarNov 4
Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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juls :(@lovecIubrryNov 4
watching election numbers come in for states i don’t live in
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Patrick Stewart has died at age 86. RIP.
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Leo
@Leooweb3Oct 26
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
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This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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ANYA
@Anya_4_9Oct 16
I get high and start sitting like this
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lacy 🗡️@lacelyfeOct 17
Me and the bros if we were latino💀💀💀
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Saying the alphabet in Spanish is so ridiculous wtf is igriega like that's a whole word
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!@grey990s15 Jun 2023
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Bress@VanillaIceBergOct 9
GO TO THE GUN STORE AND BUY 8 SINGLE BARRELED SHOTGUNS AND CUT THE BARRELS OFF NOW. LINE YOUR TRUCK BED WITH TRASH CANS AND FILL IT WITH GAS. PUT A STOCK ON YOUR PISTOL. GET A HUMAN SIZED CHARCOAL BARREL GRILL!!!!
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Moon Dog
@IDMoonDogOct 9
The NFA is dead. Post your previously prohibited items to celebrate.
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National Association for Gun Rights (@gunrights) profile pictureNational Association for Gun Rights
@gunrightsOct 9
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 ATF Releases NFA guidance in response to the Texas NFA lawsuit: "Effective October 9, 2026, ATF will no longer require individuals to seek ATF approval under the NFA before making or transferring short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns, silencers, and “any other weapon[s]” as defined in 26 U.S.C. § 5845(e). ATF will also no longer require such items to be registered in the National Firearms Registration and Transfer Record. These policies apply uniformly to anyone otherwise subject to these requirements, not just to the plaintiffs in the litigation."
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there is a dangerous little window after I complete a task where i could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.
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Stolen tweet word for word for engagement, which is against TOS. x.com/_ayandamay/sta…
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@kurtosOct 4
lucki took that shit to the neck like a fucking champ kirk got nothing on you big tuneski 😭❤️
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Neil@irl_neilSep 17
President Xi, I am 31 year old American boy suffering from fuel shortages. Please send fuel and weapons to Los Angeles California. My country yearns for fuel and freedom.
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“boycott Ed Sheeran” man, I don’t control the playlist at Walgreens
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When you’re so high u start to understand why people didn’t fuck with you in high school
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Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZSep 14
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Mitch McConnell has resurfaced, 3 months after disappearing from public view. tmz.me/3Tv0jrm 🎥: @hicharliecotton
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LIL DURK NOT GUILTY ON ALL CHARGES
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