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I love eating salads and wearing pants.

Joined May 2009
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the local openers for Portola and afters are so cringe.
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shout out to the guy in a Boards of Canada shirt at my Taylor Swift night
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what happened to laser pointers?
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the amount of christmas decor still up in SF is insane
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note to self: don’t wear shuttered local business merch if you don’t like strangers talking to you
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Follow us & Retweet for a chance to win a pair of tickets to see La Luz w/ @spacemoth__ on Friday, November 7th at @TheChapelSF!
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pitbull is the new smashmouth
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✨Big news! We have a pair of tickets to see @yogabbagabba at @SanJoseCivic Center this Sunday, August 3rd! Follow us & Retweet for a chance to win.
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.@GAMH welcomes @PeterBjornJohn THIS FRIDAY, May 9! To enter to win a pair of tickets AND a signed copy of Writer’s Block on vinyl, follow us and repost. Winner tomorrow 5/8. Vinyl will be picked up at the show.
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Follow us & Retweet for a chance to win a pair of tickets to see @baynkofficial w/ Bad Tuner on Saturday, February 22nd at @RegencyBallroom! 18+ show.
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you’re djing at a pretentious natural wine bar and i’m sneaking into furry conventions and losing all my credibility with my friends
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there’s a guy at my dj set that looks like Joe Exotic’s ex. camo shirt and all.
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my instagram algorithm is all humans and animals pooping. HELP.
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just got bribed for a dj request with haribo watermelon slices
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Charli xcx dresses like Tommy Wiseau
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i have a scented body wash problem
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shout out to the Target intern that put 4 w's in the link on the sponsored ad
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can we keep pebble ice exclusively in soda. i really despise it in my coffee.
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.@foxoakland has @Mk_gee_ blessing their stage this Friday, September 6, and we’re giving away a pair of tickets! Just follow us and repost to enter. Winner tomorrow 9/4. Tickets on sale here: bit.ly/3AQVdvU
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i’m drinking 3 week past date expired oat milk coffee. so if i die today, i leave everything to my furry nephew Georgie Boy in honor of nation dog day today.
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