"I don't want to hear your complaining, I get enough of that when I get home and my wife reams me in the ass (pause as he realizes what he said)... Not literally"
Started Technical College today. Quotes from my teacher "Don't come to me with your feelings, I'm not the Director of Students, the Director of Education. Im the Director of Fucking Nothing"
"I think we are terrible animals. And I think our planet’s immune system is trying to get rid of us and should." Happy B-day @Kurt_Vonnegut
theres a second meeting going on on twitter, it's making @ripsAHOY mad.
