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youre telling me i fried this rice?

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lin manual's hip-hoppenheimer: well my name is j robert and im here to say i am become death in a destroying way
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this incorrect for oregon because there is a street in portland called Couch St but its pronounced “Cooch street”
Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 30
The strangest street name in each state
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uhhhhh chatgpt why do da interviewers on 60 minutes get monies to be on da camera while the interviewee gets no monies to be on da camera
Radheyan Simonpillai (@JustSayRad) profile pictureRadheyan Simonpillai@JustSayRadOct 26
Spoiler: Loved You Can See Everything. But I'd like to see discussion, as I've been having privately with friends, about all the bros (Fielder, Oppenheim, A24) balking at Elizabeth Holmes potentially profiting from her story, meanwhile Fielder, another subject of the doc, does.
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i use napkins as if there is a napkin shortage
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callum turner looks like a mouse who escaped to the gym
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my favorite iphone feature is when i turn on the flashlight and it’s like “oh ok i’ve turned on the flashlight at lowest possible setting because i fucking hate you
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movie so good even the guy who has only wrong opinions gets it
Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) profile pictureMatthew Yglesias
@mattyglesiasOct 18
The fascinating enigma of the film is not Holmes’ original fraud — which is very clear cut — it’s the question of what she’s trying to accomplish by making the documentary.
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the academy is making a new category just for nathan fielder and it’s called “Most Reliable Narrator”
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after watching You Can See Everything i think i would get along with [REDACTED]
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good news for tesla owners: you can totally flip your car today if you want
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i’m always doing this
Umesh Kumar (@itsumeshk) profile pictureUmesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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“digger is a satire of satires” wrong. “digger is about how art can’t change the world” wrong. digger is a film that i interpreted as validating my own inexplicable gripe about art or culture
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most tv today is made as thoughtlessly and as forgettably as the stories that precede online recipes
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only in sf can you be this lame
Andrew Qu (@andrewqu) profile pictureAndrew Qu
@andrewquOct 10
Only in SF can you go from - prompting agents at 6 pm - to watching tech founders sing Linkin Park at 7 pm - to a formal gala with a robot at 8 pm And still make it home by 10 pm
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liking every single praise tweet of this guy cause i used to cut his hair in my apartment
Daniel Kolitz (@danielkolitz) profile pictureDaniel Kolitz
@danielkolitzOct 6
Spent a few weeks earlier this year roaming a Hollywood almost entirely reoriented around the production of “microdramas,” which are kind of like soap operas except they’re short and completely demented and optimized for your phone. Started as one kind of sad story and ended as another, differently sad kind of story. You can read it now in @NYTmag nytimes.com/2026/10/06/magaz…
Secret Billionaires, Mafia Brides, Alpha Kings: The Insane World of Microdramas

Secret Billionaires, Mafia Brides, Alpha Kings: The Insane World of Microdramas

Vertical soap operas for your phone have taken over film and TV production, and they may soon need no humans at all.

nytimes.com
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don’t like how the coca cola company treats diet coke
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brands are really like “people want to hear about charmin every single day”
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when i travel i tell people i live in new york city and they immediately relax
kc (@sendboots) profile picturekc@sendbootsSep 26
On a group tour and the guide asks everyone where they’re from, absolutely everyone says the name of the country they’re from except the Americans who say their state ????????????
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probably the best bit of Primetime is when the network calls him and says that Lost has polar bears now. how are you gonna compete with polar bears, chris?
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i get it, bruce. if my parents got taken out by a dude named Joe Chill i would also try to make up a cool alter ego to compensate
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personally i’m against casual sex. i only have formal sex. why do you think it’s called a cummerbund
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