Simon Ross

What’s the weirdest thing you have ever been offered or given by a client? I was just recalling visiting a client to take a statement back when I was a solicitor. On arrival, instead of a drink and/or biscuit... I was offered an egg (fried). @CivilLitTweet

Please could someone at @CorpayInc @CorpayFX or @CorpaySpendMgmt contact me to resolve an issue. For some reason, a Google search for your company (Swindon branch) is bringing up my mobile number as the way to contact you. Thank you.

Always a pleasure to attend Court in Manchester, particularly when the sun is out! #barrister #lifeathebar #lifeonthetranspennineexpress #halloweeniscoming

Trying to change one of our children’s profile settings on Disney+ Another tedious battle with a password verification process. Technology was supposed to make our lives easier.

Sorry if this is a silly question, but I only ever have a flutter on the Grand National…. Anyone know why @WilliamHill hasn’t paid out on an E/W bet 1-6 places for Galia Des Liteaux that came 6th?

After a few days working in London maybe I should spice things up with a spot of ghost hunting….

Another day, another attempt by some nefarious person to obtain personal info. It appears that a parcel I haven’t ordered can’t be delivered…. Presumably, for the reason that it doesn’t exist. If you receive something like this, delete it.

Sunny morning in Cambridge… #lifeattheBar

After a long day in court, there are worse views to be greeted with. #lifeattheBar

Twice today I have gone to make myself a cup of tea and completely forgot to put in a tea bag and so ended up walking away with a mug of hot water… #busydays

We went on 2nd Jan and subsequently had symptoms of food poisoning.

How long would you reasonably expect restaurant management to take to respond to an emailed complaint that you have suffered with food poisoning after eating there? I’m talking about you @CapriceHoldings

Anyone know which energy providers offer smart meters operated via SIM. @OctopusEnergy will only install one which operates via radio waves and it doesn’t work! And they don’t seem to care!

Final visit of 2023… Looking forward to rest after tomorrow’s work is over.

A magical transformation of The Queens Hotel, Leeds into a festive animated gingerbread house. #leeds

Trying to work out how to add V bucks to a child’s profile on Fortnite…. Why is this so ridiculously complicated? #fortnite #epicgames

Tempting offer from my current insurer… Renew with them for a 70% higher premium than last year following another year of no claims… #insurancepremiums

How is your day going? #frustration