"A novel should be a book of questions, not a book of answers." RIP Hilary Mantel, 1952-2022
NSW, Australia
Joined December 2014
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Naomi Barton retweeted
the reason dogs aren’t allowed everywhere babies are isn’t that movie theater owners somehow haven’t realized that a little dog sleeping quietly in a purse is less disruptive than a screaming baby. it’s because babies are human beings
Naomi Barton retweeted
There’s got to be the most terrifying portrait of John Foreman in an attic somewhere #CarolsByCandlelight
Naomi Barton retweeted
I agree . And theatre tickets are expensive for many reasons. If people come from out of Town they pay for travel, accommodation, food & possibly they have been looking forward to the show for some time. It’s such a devastating attack on their night out.
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Naomi Barton retweeted
Couldn’t find 3yo this morning
Right when I was starting to worry I see my wild daughter sitting quietly on the back porch, in pajamas, before sunrise
me: There you are
3yo: Oh, hi
3yo: I’m just listening to birds
3yo: It’s nice out here
3yo: *contemplates eternity*
Naomi Barton retweeted
Think of all the interesting conversations we could have if people were capable of reading what someone *actually writes* and not what they think they might have secretly meant.
Naomi Barton retweeted
I will never say “posted on X”
I wi hold out until Elon has to sell this thing in a year and some hero names it Twitter again
Naomi Barton retweeted
They cause serious damage to the cause every time they do anything. I couldn’t invent a better way to destroy support for environmental issues if I was trying. One could easily suspect they’re supported by fossil fuel proponents…
Naomi Barton retweeted
Just spoke to a cast member who was onstage that night.
Let me tell you, the entire cast was terrified. Obviously, a terrorist attack was foremost in their minds.
You need to rein this SHIT in, @JustStop_Oil
Because one of these days, you’re going to cause serious damage. 🤬
Naomi Barton retweeted
This is Tito. He was thrilled about the new neighborhood pool, until he realized there was a deep end. 13/10
Naomi Barton retweeted
This is why I have mixed feelings about removing phones from schools. Relying on witness accounts alone would be fuzzy in these sorts of incidents. I could see administrators assuming/concluding that the fight was mutual even though it was one-sided.
Video tells it like it is.
Naomi Barton retweeted
🔥 This is a TEST of the emergency Beacon System. No aid is called for.
ALT A little beacon of Gondor
Naomi Barton retweeted
This is Bear. He doesn't have time to explain. Needs you to get out of the way, stat. 12/10 not questioning it
ALT a light brown french bulldog with black fur on his face who is absolutely flying around the corner of a house as he barrels toward the camera. the photo has captured him mid-air, his two front legs extended as far as they can be, all four paws off the ground, and his eyes wide with emotion.
