whatever, lady
President Trump signed another proclamation saying that the solar system and all of outer space belong to humans.
"And are open to exploration, development, use, and the establishment of a permanent presence by American citizens consistent with United States law and the international obligations of the United States."
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recently experienced an inverse “damn bitch you live like this”. Like i walked in and it was nice af
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we need a word that describes when someone is transforming into an I Think You Should Leave character
Dem pariah Haley Stevens debuts ridiculous new look on Election Day after Rogers endorsement: 'Totally off her rocker' trib.al/QJA3nGb
i kind of expected it to be an unsympathetic guy when i heard it was a learjet but the fact that he mainly does web surveillance and spam emails seems a bit on the nose. thoughts and prayers.
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chicago, my love, let's figure out weed delivery already, you had it when the shit was illegal
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This body horror swelling he’s doing seems to be really popular with the freaked out fart demons on here just not sure it’s a great career move
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*getting a slippery, oiled up footjob* oh my god, is this... how neurotypical people feel all the time??
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If you can hurt my feelings for real over twitter I'll paypal you $50. Some nice attempts but no one has done it yet. #HurtNathan



































