sarky bugger, occasionally grumpy
Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined September 2013
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Is there a way of putting a bet on how long @Keir_Starmer can avoid getting soaked in the rain? Longer than the shelf life of a lettuce, but can he stay dry longer than Rishi was PM? Can his personal resilience and the combined forces of the civil service and the met do it?
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There is only one leader who has successfully nailed the “wet jacket in a time of critical national importance” look…
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FREE BOOKS: I have a dozen proof copies of A Beginner's Guide To Breaking And Entering to give away! Just RT this tweet before Friday 12th April at 12 noon, when I will pick not one, not two, but TWELVE winners to receive their free signed and dedicated copy!
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Thousands of adults identified as Jedis in the last census.
I would’ve thought kids in temporary accommodation, on CAHMS waiting lists or struggling to get ASN support in classrooms might’ve been a better use of a front page.
If this is what you’re worried about try some yoga
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ok ok just had a talk with my bf where I was like "sometimes I get so excited while reading my eyes.. skip over entire paragraphs? n then I have to like force myself to stop reading and go back to read the parts I missed" n he was like "NO ONE DOES THAT" pls tell me I'm not alone
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Police: you were in a very bad accident. Your phone is smashed. Can we ring anyone? Your family, friends, a partner?
Me: I don't know any of their numbers
Police: how about Live and Kicking, which went off air in 2001?
Me: oh one eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one.
This explanation is more urgently needed in schools than trying to teach the kids who aren't interested quadratic equations
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Mini rant: stop reporting pledges as if they’re policies. ‘Halve inflation’ is not what he’s proposing, it’s the hoped-for effect of whatever he’s proposing. Tell us what he’s actually going to do.
This is so basic, it’s not even about journalistic bias - it’s just being crap.
📉 Rishi Sunak pledges to halve inflation and bring down NHS waiting lists
🖊️ David Cameron’s former speechwriter gives her assessment
🚆 And Network Rail boss admits the railways are a "laughing stock"
All on the latest #BBCNewscast bbc.in/3ij07ZB
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You may recall the Criminal Barristers were out on strike… I don’t recall any nastiness from Government & RW media … the good old Barristers settled their dispute and called off the strike action. They got a 15% pay deal. They got a 15% pay deal…. Retweet please