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nekathegreat

@sighteyecare

Eye doc. Generally a skeptic. Always has a half-rotten bag of salad in the fridge.

 Longmont, CO
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Joined June 2015
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Is it just me or are the “select all squares with crosswalks” things getting a lot harder these days
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The face you make when you're changing an overhead light bulb is the real you
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@BobGolenMar 5
Sometimes when I'm doing my taxes I wonder if it wouldn't be easier to just go to prison.
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Lurkin' Mom@LurkAtHomeMomMar 5
Car: omg check your engine! Me: oh no, what’s wrong with it? Car: fuck if I know.
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Jay 🏂
@liljay8kJan 23
How do they know if an animal is extinct like did they really check everywhere?
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Nayele18@nayele18maybeJan 24
My emergency preparedness kit just contains all the ingredients necessary to make nachos
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@deloisiveteJan 24
My 5yo niece got bangs, so I guess she's going through some stuff
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Me: drinking a single, lovely glass of champagne 12 year old who has been taking DARE: ‘are you enjoying your depressant’?
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you think it's easy being this goddamn positive all the fucking time
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MaKhoza🍯@jaytcoza13 Nov 2025
We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.
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@Mufasa006213 Nov 2025
Wife bought something on FB Marketplace but she's afraid she'll get kidnapped so she sends me to pick it up from a guy who's wife sent him because she's afraid to get kidnapped.
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Katie D@KatieDeal9913 Nov 2025
They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental so I thought about the gym really hard today
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I just took 18 pictures of a bird. Someone call the nursing home, I’m ready.
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@deloisivete14 Nov 2025
Step 1 of any recipe should be my husband stops standing in front of the drawer I need
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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too on top of everything else.
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You can just tell that the person who came up with the spelling for Wednesday was kind of a dick.
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Meg@megannn_lynne11 Mar 2025
the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.
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