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JAKE EVANS LEGACY GAME
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i've maintained that torontonians don't actually care about the leafs and i feel #validated
Thanks to all the hockey fans who commented here! I'll be dropping a 50 page report on the NHL about which cities show up for their teams. Shocker, LA is dead last. Stay tuned for the full analysis.
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it really is the non-torontonian leafs fans who think the leafs matter more to the city than they actually do.
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My dumbass thought he started following a prison abolition account for a second. But also feels deeply evangelically hockey to follow a heinous account followed by a golf player
👀 Brady Skjei followed 2 new accounts on Instagram: ✅ abolitionistsrising — Abolitionists Rising 🔗 instagram.com/abolitionistsr… ✅ bruceythelads — Luke Reardon 🔗 instagram.com/bruceythelads #NHL #Smashville
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highkey after doing this exercise, i genuinely think that teams are very rarely particularly disciplined or undisciplined tbh.... i do wonder if we can figure out a way to account for game state when talking about how 'disciplined' a team is..........
Replying to @silkquake
i did also overlay goal differential over this graph to see if any patterns jumped out and. well. maybe! further investigation required! i promise i can be more academically rigorous than this. blue: >= +10 green: +1 to +9 yellow: 0 orange: -1 to -9 red: <= -10
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okay so the league realized how ridiculous the numbers were getting huh lol
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in fact, here's some fun paper napkin stats i did up last night: - the habs have had EIGHT games where they're killing penalties in the last few minutes of regulation and/or OT. that's 44.4% of their total games and a whopping 61.5% of their last 13 games
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anyways nice to have a third period where i didn't feel like the habs got fucked over by the refs but it did kind of feel like the refs were being. too nice.
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i should make fun of jake evans' pottery skills more if it means he'll score.
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i was listening to the canes broadcast earlier and gary bettman was bragging about how many of the games were so close like oh so you ARE saying that the refs artificially making games closer than they are is a league mandate 🤨🎤 @NHL
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it's crazy how people continue to deny how much better ilia is at this jumping thing than everyone else hahaha
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There is a racism layer to it but I will not open that can of worms today.
The good clubhouse Disney channel gimmick has ruined our fanbase
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Nick Suzuki and Jake Evans both in tonight vs. Bruins, says MSL
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not quite how i'd do it but i agree with the premise
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connor <> leon, leon <3 celeste, celeste <> lauren, lauren <3 connor
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we're not getting into that on main though
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explaining connor and leon friendship like Okay so they're moirails
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he did took ceramics at notre dame (and was not good at it)
i’m just still confused about this mug
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did *TAKE 🙄
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Louis Varland is the 2026 BBWAA American League Reliever of the Year!
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qrts being all figure skaters and then also lane hutson, can someone pleeeeeeease get lane to skate with some figure skaters for funsies, i want to see how he'd hold up
Skill issue, anyway here’s Lane Hutson gracefully getting to the bench without a skate blade
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i've seen his waltz jump but i want MORE. i want to see how his ugly skating (/affectionate) would work in a step sequence.
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like maybe lane hutson is chiddy son. have we considered.
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