Silver Rocchetto, Discarded Heir

"This is Hoopa's fault I'm here, isn't it?" Rocket!Silver This Silver is from a world where Giovanni never named a new heir before an accident took him out, forcing Silver to step up and take his father's place. Character is ~25. MDNI, rules in carrd. silvered-rocket.carrd.co

// My mom’s cat passed, I’ve been taking care of a family member, and I’ve been busy I can’t breathe. I’ll be back.

To drive a car that looks like Hatsune Miku.

Burgers it was. The armored car drove through the drive through of a McDonald's, casually ordering like, ten Happy Meals like nothing was unusual.

// making Silver Poké-Italian is the funniest thing to me. "what do you mean kids don't get coffee or wine i got that shit at every fancy meal??"

Silver hands the child a throw blanket as he gestures for the heat to be turned on in the car. "Burgers, or do you have a preference?"

See, that's what I thought! I ate plenty of them when I was on my own! However, as a child with GUARDIANS, I was drinking watered down wine and coffee, so maybe that's bad parenting. Or just being Alto-Maran.

Can a 6-year-old have burgers? I'm starting to realize that I know nothing about what kids should eat.

Silver's eyes tear up a little. "You'll be the best partner to a Cyndaquil ever." A beep outside. "The car's here! Do you want help getting down to the car?"

Wait, so you don't give kids watered down wine or coffee? Can you give kids soda? Or is that just in advertising? Can you give them burgers? Or am I supposed to give them like, nutritionally complete meals for every dish?

"It's made with real Leppa, all natural. Pokémon-safe, too, if you have any." Tap tap. Good, the car would come around in a few minutes. "Are you afraid of Pokémon? I have a few myself."

// finally looked up what darkfic is after playing with my head in the sand as an old-head in fandom. it's a pretty new term tbh found out that I'm technically a darkfic acct bc mafia / crime is darkfic????

// my brain struggled to even remember anything other than "sugar pill but real" but thank fuck for google ig

"It's not a bother, okay? It's -never- bothering me to ask for food or somewhere to sleep safely or for -anything-, okay? Everyone's entitled to that." Shit, Hibiki's gonna cry, isn't he? Deploy Leppa Gummies! "Here, Weavile and I snack on these between meals! I'll call a ride."

"So, Hibiki, when was the last time you ate? You want a burger?" Arceus, Silver wanted a cig or a beer, and he'd been trying so hard to go off them. Doctor's orders.

Shit I don't have fruit juice, I think I have Leppa gummies for Weavile, though...

"My dad used to work at the same gym your mama does!" Just roll with it, Silver, don't have a crisis about taking care of your tiny de-aged boyfriend.

What do kids drink? Coffee?

You can give kids alcohol if it's watered down, right? Or is that another bit of bad parenting I know.

"Yeah, I do." Silver paused. "Hibiki, how old are you?"

Silver looks down. "Hibiki?"