Sorrel

May my favourite piece of media NEVER become lost

When someone’s begging you and pleading with you to come back and as soon as you politely tell them you’re not interested they start swearing at you and telling you you’re being dramatic so you know that saying no was the right thing to do

YOU SHOULD KNOWWW THAT I DIED SLOWWWW RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS OF YOUR HAUNTED HOMEEEEEE

I feel like Buffy Summers because why is everybody putting all this shit on me?

Anyoomf been to Vilnius, Riga or Stockholm? They’re all on my list for this summer Yipee!

Would you rather get to the airport five hours early or pay an extra £30 to get a more convenient flight?

I love figure skating galas what do you MEAN you’re dressed up as the rat from ratatouille and you’re acting out a fight with your ice dance partner (chef) on ice after competing at the Grand Prix???

Another bit of fine cuisine

1 more hour of my shift to go and then I’m everybody’s problem

I feel like that one Chinese politician who just does not gaf about the USA because I DON’T care and I WILL survive because I HAVE existed for 3000 years without the United States?!?!

The skin around my ankles is so soft?

Me in my prime: Body tea Training 8 hours a day Iced almond milk mocha every morning Friends never busy Regular bowel movements

Let’s all hold hands and pray that this food I just made is actually digested because I don’t know how much faith I have