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Joined May 2011
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When I adopted my dog ten years ago we picked June 14th as her birthday. If you rather celebrate a very good girl today instead of bad old men, feel free to wish Tiva a Happy Birthday!
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.⁦@RealMattLucas⁩ & I in our new characters for ‘Little Britain’.
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This was so weird ...
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Hi @robinince. Could you kindly do an audiobook version of your latest read? I am lazy and don’t read words much, but do listen to a lot of stuff other people are reading. I have already purchased the physical copy, so quids in for you as I will get it again!
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What the fresh hell. This is REAL. Filmed in 1958- about a conman who grifts a small town of suckers into building a wall. History not subtle enough for you? GUESS THE GRIFTER'S NAME (And watch until the end)
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