Wine Country bumpkin; LA loyalist; Product noob, @PatchTweet. Left my heart in the Middle East. Tips/tirades to [email protected]

New York, NY
Joined April 2009
Fave line from fave reader response to date: "I want to rectify your humongous mistake writing that nobody cares about pigeons unquote." 🙌
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EXCLUSIVE: A mercenary tied to a Trump-friendly nonprofit got rights in 2019 to take over the controversial development of a Haitian island. trib.al/dZMDP7m
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PUERTO RICO DOES NOT HAVE ELECTRICITY xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
The White House never looked more beautiful than it did returning last night. Important meetings taking place today. Big tax cuts & reform.
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US-born journo Halla Barakat, mom Orouba strangled, stabbed, doused with chemical to delay decomp. SYR regime eyed: abcn.ws/2xjQGQs
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The dream of the '90s is alive at Taco Bell headquarters foodandwine.com/news/taco-be…
Butcher Who Handed Black Deliveryman A Noose Gets Community Service dlvr.it/PpJNm6
Healdsburg Reacts To SoFi Sex Scandal: They Were Doing WHAT In The Parking Lot? dlvr.it/Pn1t9L
Park Slope Homeless Legend Gets Permanent Plaque At Key Food: 'He Built This Corner' dlvr.it/PlTlgD
Russians Flock to Trump Properties to Give Birth to U.S. Citizens thebea.st/2gIxhyj?source=twi…
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Just passed by a "Welcome to America" sign at airport customs and it felt like when someone forgets to take down a Christmas tree
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if you need me i'll be hiding behind some trashcans waiting for 2017 to walk by so i can jump it and kick it in the crotch 10,000 times
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a business class on self- employment should be required for all liberal arts majors
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TEXAS: AMAZING FOOTAGE - Hatzolah members from NY and LA seen in a boat going door to door helping with rescue efforts in Houston, Tx.
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Latest models: meandering #Harvey to bring ADDITIONAL 20-30 inch to #Houston (total 50+). Genuinely horrifying scenario. #TXwx #Houstonflood
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Israel revokes citizenship of thousands of Negev Bedouin, leaving them stateless haaretz.com/.premium-1.80888…
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