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Simone

@simonecomedy

Internet breath mint.

 Washington, DC
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Joined July 2012
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Selling Stand Up Comedy NFTs for holidays. Portion of revenue will be donated to @ComedyGivesBack , an organization dedicated to helping comedians get through mental health issues. Link: opensea.io/simone_standup_co… #comedygivesback #nft #holidays
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Washington DC comedian who locally performs globally.

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All the aura to the winner of the New Mexico governorship with those outfits. Deb Haaland, the first Native American woman to govern a state in United States history.
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Heartbroken to hear about my old friend Dennis Haskins. He played the principal, but Dennis was the biggest kid on the SBTB set. If you knew him, you loved him—and if there was karaoke, you knew Dennis was getting on that mic! I’m grateful for the laughs, the memories, and the friendship we shared all these years. Rest easy, my friend. You’ll always be part of our Bayside family. ❤️
🤖 Made with AI
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HOME SWEET HOME WIN
Win graphic: Commanders 33, Seahawks 31.

ALT Win graphic: Commanders 33, Seahawks 31.

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Missing Cash Cab and Carolines
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Life as a Commanders fan
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on stage tonight in Houston reading Lincoln Address…. very cool
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Great day shooting 30 rock with Mr Tracy Morgan. What an awesome day! ! Episode was hilarious. people often tell me it's one of their favorites...
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Flashcards are flashing me
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Ready to roll!
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oh my Lord, I love this. I love this. I love this.

Dolly and Pee Wee

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Deon Cole, Kevin Hart, Luenell, Dave Chappelle, and Tiffany Haddish showing up to wrap Sinbad in love. Real family comes together to uplift a legend when it matters most.
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Days of Thunder. Summer 2028.
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An early look at next week’s cover, “Pure Gold,” by Nicole Rifkin. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/GP…
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Rest in Peace Dolly, one of the most brilliant, iconic, and prolific artists of all time. Your kindness and generosity will never be forgotten. I will always love you ❤️
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Paw Paw’s Boy 😘
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Happy 46th Anniversary to THE Mrs. LaTanya Richardson Jackson. ♥️♥️ 🌹 🌹I Love You With All That I Am.
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When You Owe Elmo Money in NYC #elmo #nyc #funny
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Happy birthday to the flawless, Halle Berry 🎂
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60, here I come. 🥂✨
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