@simonjgray

https://xitter.cf/t.co/ovLLs7N8Tk i make post-jazz-rock-dub-persian-indian-techno with a santur, a trumpet, and ableton live. and things for the internet

 Birmingham, UK
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CCHQ: Question Time's Silence On Scotch Eggs Is Now Deafening #QuestionTime
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So, the next time someone thinks they're being smart by telling you they "should have stayed in France"... here's the @JCWI_UK 5-step guide to responding, which doesn't involve pointing out how deeply they are lacking in either humanity or imagination...
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Eastwood (Nottinghamshire) Council By-Election Result: IND: 43.1% (New) LAB: 41.7% (-0.1) CON: 15.2% (-31.2) No LDM (-7.9) or GRN (-5.0) as previous. Independent GAIN from Conservative. Changes w/ 2021.
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Bushes: Apparently Men And Women Use Them Differently #Bushes
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Elon Musk has had more gender affirming surgeries than most trans people. I’m not trying to upset the fanboys, just simply exercising my freedom of speech. So glad that I can state my opinions without having to worry about triggered snowflakes.
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Hashtag NotAllSaints
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Replying to @ThomBartley
Someone else on Twitter summed it up so well by saying it's the difference between getting people to notice you and to listen to you, which seems to be the case here - we've all noticed the action but are not necessarily listening to the message.
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Activism in 2022 is ultra lame. If someone tasked me to infiltrate an activist group and come up with protest ideas that would actively convert people into being more pro oil vandalising art works would be right up there as a great idea. bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment…
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This Baby Duck Dancing To Thompson Twins Is A Goddamn Gift To The Internet #BabyDuck
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This week's episode (out Saturday) is another overnight one from a quiet spot. It's *sleep safe* + lovely. There was just enough light to do a selfie when we were setting up the kit. But not enough to see the nettles and brambles surrounding the tree we attached the recorder to!
silhoutte of our heads against a dark blue sky. almost night.

ALT silhoutte of our heads against a dark blue sky. almost night.

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Steve Bannon Is Replying To Everyone Asking "When Is International Microsoft Office 365 Licence Day?" - And It's Making Microsoft Office 365 Licence Zealots Bitter #SteveBannon
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Is anyone else thinking that Keir Starmer is starting to look like Ted Hastings?
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a reminder that Brenda from Bristol complaining British politics was too hectic was....five years ago
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Honestly it is like living in a fairyland, here in the Fens 🍂🧡🍂 #LovElyCathedral – at Ely, England
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#BREAKING Image of hero lettuce, which has become powerful symbol of pro-democracy revolution after outlasting Truss regime, projected onto Parliament buildings on the banks of the Gulu, with analysts saying the vegetable captures island kingdom's traditional anti-flavour values.
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My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs. He's four months old.
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Replying to @David_Cameron
Hey, just checking in to see how this is going
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Replying to @David_Cameron
C’mon mate. If we ran that election again even YOU would vote Miliband
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David Cameron
@David_Cameron4 May 2015
Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOff…

David Cameron

It's the start of a week when Britain will decide its future. By Friday you’ll either have Ed Miliband, or me as your Prime Minister. It's that simple - an inescapable choice: me leading a strong...

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Someone Forced A Bot To Watch Over 8,000 Hours Of John Cleese Footage And It Said "Curse Humanity to Ten Billion Deaths" #JohnCleese
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