Southampton ST Holder, Motorsport watcher, ran a marathon once, now a bit squidgy. Podcast addict. Views my own etc.
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For any recent followers on the back of a witty tweet. Strap yourselves in, you are in for a lesson in mediocrity. Oh, and thanks for the follow x – at Southampton, England
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Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue
Live fact checks at trump rallies now
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the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale
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Probably the rioting.
Son of first rioter to die in prison wants to know why he was jailed in first place
telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10…
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Dear Tories,
Unhappy with the Budget??
Ask Dido Harding where the £35 Billion went.
Or Michelle Mone for the £120 Million.
Or why Sunak overpaid interest payments on the national debt.
Too easy???
Shut the fuck up then.
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Charlie Mullins, sold his business for £145 million in 2021, and divested all his UK assets, redirecting his investments to Spain and Dubai.
He lives in Marbella.
The Labour budget does not affect him at all.
Journalists — do your fucking jobs!
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Young people told to cancel their Netflix subscription’s so poor desperate pensioners like Julie and John don’t have to sell one of their 60 properties.
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Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger has endorsed Kamala Harris.
The 90% of Daily Mail readers who never get beyond the headline will never know this though.
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OBR confirm the tories fiscal management was disastrous for the country this year - they borrowed an astonishing
£127 BILLON
127,000,000,000
What the actual fcuk & they’ve got a nerve to act offended by Rachel Reeves 🧐
Never let them near our money again
#Budget2024
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Michelle Mone still owes £232m as decided by a court nearly 2 years ago.
It is time to stop cracking down on Disabled People and start cracking down on criminals.
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Just prior to Donald Trump’s first staged assassination attempt, the Jeffrey Epstein Grand Jury notes dropped.
They revealed that Trump and Epstein raped a 13-year-old girl at Epstein’s house.
Trump raped a child.
This is the cover-up they don’t want us discussing on Xhitter.
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Geoff Capes was a very specific 80s icon. Everpresent on children’s tv, always using Roy Castle as a dumbbell or something. Professional strongman, Olympian. A very British superstar, in an age of Ready Brek and Luncheon Vouchers. Hammer down the doors of Valhalla, Geoff.
Just need to see @wearepetneeds and @seanmcgowanuk on the poster next 🤞can't wait for Upcote again.
Five headliners. Our biggest EVER announcement. This is going to be legendary... beat the rush and get your tickets at bit.ly/TREES25.
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If Vardys shirt pull was a penalty and sending off of for Ryan Fraser then why wasn’t this a penalty 2 minutes earlier. Anthony Taylor should never referee again? #saintsfc #worstreferee
