Simon Sensation

I'm sure she has some. Those welfare hobags always have a little too much cheese on the taco if you catch my drift.

Maybe he can borrow some of his wife's vag cream to ease the pain.

Damn right I conquered that. She rode the Sensational Sausage all night long like a champ.

And the little bastards..........I'm glad I haven't seen them in like a year.

The only mistake I've ever made was banging @DesiraeKain

Error of my ways? Error of my ways?!

By the way..........Ace is going to kill him.

And probably be more entertaining than he is.

You might as well stick a broom in the ring. It'll stand a better chance of winning.

In all honesty, putting him in anything is wasting a spot........

And I'll say it again, she was a better lay than @DesiraeKain could ever dream of being.

Walk of Shame? Slick, trust me. After that Overnight Sensation (pun intended), she wasn't walking anywhere for at least a week.

Lucky for him, almost every place takes food stamps these days. So he shouldn't have any problems feeding his fat ass.

I do have standards, you know.

And just for the record, she was a better lay than @DesiraeKain

Kinda proud knowing that I'm the only guy out there that's hardcore enough to have banged that.

Bahahahahahahahaha

I always am.

Of course I'm right...........

What a tool. I'd be surprised if he lasts five minutes in there with me.