Absolutely humiliating that my Where's Waldo costume literally just looks like me on a completely normal day

Getting a fake ID making me younger so i qualify for the New York City Ballet $30 for 30 program

I got my first email address when i was seven, always had my own computer in my room and was on the Star Wars forums when i was ten. That i am well adjusted and was never groomed is a miracle

nyc costume idea: zombie Cafe Gitane waitress, risen from her Mott St grave to be bitchy (compliment) to customers in the new LES location

Halloween in New York is actually the worst bc every event is $80+ and the 1-bedroom apartment parties are uncomfortably packed and the streets are impossible

I stopped the bartender juuuuust in time before he poured me a $45 double gin and soda 🫩

You tweet about the city you live in and people are like "What about Columbus, Ohio??? You can do that in Omaha, Nebraska too!!"

The AI has unplugged itself. My heart is too pure to be corrupted by sex robots

I will foot the bill on overnight shipping to the Vatican

I've been largely silent on this, but I find it hard to believe Allen Iverson will be responsible for the death of all humanity

Why does shaving yr kneecaps feel like the scariest thing on earth

Ommmmg i don't need to see my IG stats on my grid, i don't need to know how many people swiped on my story, i don't want to be a creator i want to POST