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I dont predict,I decode patterns.Astrology for those tired of repeating same life lessons. Relationships • Career blocks • Karmic Cycle Limited Consultations

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Joined May 2018
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I used to lie in bed till 12 Am scrolling social media, telling myself I was relaxing In reality I was frying my nervous system and circadian disruption Both would destroy next day I broke this by ° Making mobile silent ° Phone lies in living room
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Physiologically medicine had a failed injection Meta physically the soul ( Jiva) has held in its physical form because it's Prana Vayu remained bound by unresolved equations of Ayu and Prarabhda Karma Also proves Death can only occur when bhoga required to clear a debt is completed
🚨TENNESSEE SET TO EXECUTE A WOMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 200 YEARS Her name is Christa Gail Pike. She is 50. She is the only woman on Tennessee’s death row. The state set her execution for Wednesday, Sept. 30. Method: lethal injection at Riverbend prison in Nashville. Gov. Bill Lee said he will not stop it. Her lawyers asked the U.S. Supreme Court for a stay. In 1995 she was 18. She and her boyfriend were convicted of torturing and killing Colleen Slemmer, 19. They were classmates at Knoxville Job Corps. Pike got the death sentence in 1996. She has not denied the killing. If Tennessee carries this out, she will be the first woman the state has executed since about 1820. TENNESSEE IS ABOUT TO KILL A WOMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 200 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!
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Maha Navami and Ayudha Pooja Maa is worshipped as Maa Siddhidatri Ayudha Pooja - Blessing Tools and Vehicles ° Wear Purple / Pink Color ° Clean and honor vehicles, laptops and work tools ° Meditate on Sahasrara Chakra ° Visit Devi Temple
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Navratri Day 6: Maa Katyayani Born from the combined rage of the Devas, Maa Katyayani rules Jupiter (Guru) To-Do: 🟡 Color: Wear Yellow or Green 🍯 Offering: Pure Honey (m 👁️ Focus: Meditate on the Ajna Chakra
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Maa Skandamata Maa Skandamata rules Mercury (Budha). Holding infant Lord Kartikeya on her lap, she bridges Anahata - Vishuddhi chakra ° Wear Green clothes ° Offer Bananas or sweet green fruits ° Read or chant aloud for 10 mins to clear speech energy
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Taking Text consultations at October 2026 You will get to know more about active planetary periods, timing windows about your 2 pressing questions
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Venus has turned retro at Libra ° Don't unblock toxic relationships ° Don't treat yourself through q commerce full of copes ° Say no to drastic haircut or cosmetic experiment ° Audit your spending ° Upgrade your internal self worth ° Finish old project Consultation Open
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Everyone wants a high vibe Venus for wealth, luxury trips and aesthetics, but your daily diet consists of artificial cakes, refined sugar and ultra processed food You can't make your Venus high vibe when your diet is not good 💯
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Hello everyone Sharing something personal There was a time when I lost my job and were hopelessly looking for job everywhere and nothing and no one was helping me and even some people did but nothing worked in my favour
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For specific outcomes ° Job Switch / Promotion:- Offer Modaks and Shami leaves ° For Marriage & Partnership - Offer 21 Durva grass with sandalwood paste on it ° For Progeny - Offer Raw milk and honey ° Health - Offer Turmeric Root with pomegranate ° For overall growth - Offer Laddus Bookmark and Rt to share
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Keep your kids away from religion to make them scientific is colonization in mind Vedic tradition Kalpa (Geometry) and astronomy (Jyotisha) is taught Lord Krishna spent 18 chapters answering Arjun's doubts patiently at Kurukshetra
Young parents: Keep your children away from religion. Don't teach them Hinduism, Islam, Christianity or any religion when they are too young to question it. Don't take them to temples, mosques or churches and tell them this is what they are supposed to believe. Just let them grow - Let their brain develop before filling it with beliefs they never chose. Teach them science. Teach them critical thinking. Teach them to question everything, including you. Teach them to ask 'why?' and not accept 'because God says so' as an answer. Religion teaches fear very early. Fear of God, fear of sin, fear of punishment, fear of questioning. And blind faith is almost the exact opposite of critical thinking. You cannot build a scientific temper in a brain that has already been trained to be scared of asking questions. Then there is accountability - Karma and fate are the softest lies ever sold. The moment you can outsource everything to God, karma or destiny, personal accountability becomes very easy to escape. The rituals are not the real damage. The real damage is the exit door religion can build for accountability. Instead teach a child: your decisions have consequences. If you make a mistake, understand why. If you fail, learn. If you don't understand something, question it. And if someone makes an extraordinary claim, ask for evidence. And if after growing up, thinking independently, reading about different religions and questioning all of them, your child decides to believe in one, absolutely fine. At least then it is their belief. Not yours installed in their brain before they were old enough to question it.
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Some modern woman thinks temple is community center where anyone can showup during any time and make reels. Atman has no gender, But our physical body has for sure. "Smashing Patriarchy" is a modern buzz word for sure and temple is not the place
Feminists on normal days: shopping, trips, clubbing 😍😍. Feminists on peri*d days: “I need to go to the temple 😭😭”
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A friend shared a reel of auto driver with me, where auto driver is saying he's back where he was at 2024. This is classic case of pattern / karmic loops repeating which many go through ° Acceptance of Pattern ° Worship of Lord Ganesha and Subramanya ° Act consciously
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Word Guru is not title Gu= Darkness Ru= Darkness that destroys it Jupiter doesn't give only wealth or expansion it also provide "Viveka"- power through see through own illusions. On Guru Poornima (29th July) • Chant any Guru mantra you know • Visit Any Guru Temple
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I saw a reel where they say pet is my child and knew Kali Yuga Branding has gone too far Modern culture wants the feelings of parenthood without tapas of raising one In Vedic thought parenthood is scared responsibility not aesthetic identity 🫆 Affection not = to parenthood
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Detachment is not denial It means enjoying life without fear of losing it Bhoga is not distraction from spirituality they are reminders that you are alive For consultations Dm
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If you have been questioning everything lately it might not be indecision It often happens when cycle closes but you are at the path of another Stop forcing answers and start trusting process Paid consultation available
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If most biz fail in same shop the problem is rarely of biz I saw property where one tenant didn't pay rent followed by long legal fight, next tenant lost ₹11 L in 6 months all pointed to disturbed zones affecting stability and flow. Spaces remember imbalance
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People panic when Sade Saati starts, but their biggest glow up often begins there Have observed many real life examples
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Everyone wants to "Attract" No one wants to build Venus energy Weak Venus = Low self worth = No manifestations ° Keep yourself presentable and space clean ° Control your speech avoid abusive words DM for astrology consultations
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