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I don't know what you expected.

Saint Paul, Minnesota
Joined May 2009
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The future is unlimited and the past is but a trace of memory -Barron Trump
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The saddest thing of the whole night is Virgina voting to abort babies until birth What in the fuck is wrong with people
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Teachers tomorrow after midterm results
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Predictions: - Infinity Migrants - Crime Legalized (Except for White People) - $5000 Tax Stamps - Nick Shirley Put Into An Iron Maiden - Still No Epstein Prosecutions, Obviously
Predictions: -attempt at an amnesty bill falls apart -Elon Musk prosecuted but not convicted (or at least no jail time); faces commercial consequences -shitty healthcare bill that solves nothing -no action on student loans -Israel condemned but aid not seriously touched
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"i voted" stickers are ash wednesday ashes for people who listen to NPR
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I remember a story from a friend going to Confession with an older priest who gave him, as penance, praying for the person in Purgatory who receives the least prayers "because we gotta get em out of there!"
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An early miscarriage would not involve a recognizable fetus and any recognizable tissue would not be rejected by a doctor. The hospital is the best place to dispose of human remains and many mothers want to know what went wrong and tissue analysis can help diagnose repeat miscarriage
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Stapling this photo to my Advanced Directive in case I am too senile to badger people about it
In the Netherlands, the final wish of this 69-year-old man was to gamble one more time 🐐
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Nothing can stop what's coming.
I was not really political before the Covid lockdowns and George Floyd riots of 2020 radicalized me. Obama was terrible and DEI racial discrimination was pervasive, but I was a naive idealistic libertarian who believed in small government, free markets, individual liberty, open dialogue, classical liberalism, Ronald Reagan, Milton Friedman. This is typical. Democrats antagonized young white men like me nonstop for a decade. They shouldn't have messed with our video games. Leftists are now running scared and begging for forgiveness because angry young men like me are relentlessly hitting them and tearing into them like a rabid dog foaming at the mouth with pure hatred. I will never forgive them for what they did to my beautiful country. We will never back down. Leftists wanted talented young white men to be their enemies. Congratulations, we're coming for you.
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Way to pull the ladder up after your profoundly retarded ass gets to live
Replying to @ShamashAran
I don’t want to give birth to a profoundly disabled child and nor should I have to. That alone makes me pro-choice
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I love that Seth Rogan's fat curly headed fuck children don't exist
Seth Rogen says he and his wife are now more grateful than ever that they decided not to have children he’s not afraid to explain why. He admits they used to question whether they’d made the right decision, but now their conversations have shifted to, “Honestly, thank God we don’t have children.” His reasoning? They’re in the prime of their lives, understand themselves better than ever, and have the freedom to pursue their careers, enjoy life, and build the kind of relationship they’ve always wanted. But Seth took it a step further, saying he sees people with children struggling to find the same time for work and personal enjoyment that he and his wife have. “I seem to get a lot more active enjoyment out of not having kids than anyone I know seems to get out of having kids.” That statement will probably divide people. Some see raising children as life’s greatest joy, while others believe a fulfilling life doesn’t have to include parenthood. Do you think Seth has a point, or is there a kind of happiness you can only understand after having children?
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My go to. Also the Glory Be because it's very polite to acknowledge everyone in the Trinity
Simple prayer with very high ROI: "Jesus, please help me out with this because I'm retarded."
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The funniest part of starting a new chemistry job is signing back to back documents that are like "if you invent the cure to cancer we legally own it forever and you can't tell anyone" followed by "please don't drink solvents and eat mysterious powders off the lab floor it's bad"
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On job applications, I select 'other' for race, and put Irish
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Mi hermana la llevo al veterinario y me dijo que es tan gorda que no le encontraban la vena para sacarle la sangre y volvio odiando a todos y cada uno de los humanos
cómo vas a pesar 7.7 kilos gorda kenshin
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Gonna be a boring Tuesday for me because I lost my wallet, I have zero forms ID, so the ONLY THING I can do in New York is VOTE.
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Ok but that's what most people look like
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“If women are behind on a metric, it’s recorded as inequality. If men are behind, it’s recorded as parity. You read that correctly: The index is explicitly designed so that men cannot be seen as disadvantaged, no matter how far behind they fall.” stevestewartwilliams.com/p/t…
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The dream. But I'm watching They Live.
Tucked into my own bed. Newborn on my chest… she smells like heaven. Watching You’ve Got Mail. Fall foliage outside my window. Not sure it gets better than this.
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People are being so sexist about this plane crash that even Matt Walsh had to be like “whoa guys calm down”, and then also remind you that he is still sexist
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>Dems sweep midterms >Trump's popularity implodes in '27-28 >Literal zombie admin >Nobody with any ties to it has any chance >Vance takes one look at internals, doesn't run >Dems grow overconfident >Nominate the most off-putting leftist they can >A phoenix rises from the ashes...
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