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The 13th Hoekage. 🌸

@simplybri____

not a woman of few words.

 Louisiana, USA
Joined May 2016
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Stalking and looking up people on social media, LinkedIn included, is a mental illness
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𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙮 (@_fuckylucky) profile picture
𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙮@_fuckylucky12h
No Child Left Behind was such a fucking detriment to our society. I'm so sick of arguing with grown ass adults simply because they don't understand what they're reading 🫩
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mrs. glock 🩵 (@mylovedes_1) profile picture
mrs. glock 🩵
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love that the first option is stealing and not being musty!! be like him!! do NOT BE MUSTY!!
conny 🦃 (@BlvckJxsus) profile pictureconny 🦃@BlvckJxsus11h
bro deodorant is $10 a stick. i’m finna start back stealing.
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🌸louanalao 🇱🇨 (@nyanyanyan01) profile picture
🌸louanalao 🇱🇨@nyanyanyan01Nov 8
I wish my mother had given me a double lobe in fact.
LaPitu (@la___pitu) profile pictureLaPitu@la___pituNov 6
2026 y siguen haciéndoles piercings a las bebés. No puedo creer que ESTO nos parezca normal
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Ms Mendes (@berlizinha) profile picture
Ms Mendes@berlizinha10h
Please have hobbies in your 30s, so you don’t become overly focused on relationships, other people’s availability, or what’s missing in your life. Run, dance, read, travel, try new things, make friends, and fall in love with your own life. There’s so much more to experience.
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All I hear is Jotaro Kujo 😭
nif (@nifinof) profile picturenif@nifinofNov 5
i really just can't take matt mercer as ganon seriously at all
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Sesame Chiccen (@Loccdawggg) profile picture
Sesame Chiccen
@Loccdawggg6h
To whom it may concern
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They got Link playing Keyshia Cole in Hyrule lmao.
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.@vsjamo13h
Do y’all ever discuss anything of substance lmao?
mari 🫦 (@Dabombbestmari) profile picturemari 🫦@DabombbestmariNov 7
If your man was in a car accident and broke both legs but he was with another bitch would you go visit? I wouldn't
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Ni ✰ (@rawesttniaa) profile picture
Ni ✰@rawesttniaaNov 7
a man being older than you don’t mean shit he still gone be dumb
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Ooh ooh ahh ahh #plateplease
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noTORIous ❤️‍🔥 (@torichantalxxo) profile picture
noTORIous ❤️‍🔥@torichantalxxoNov 7
Please stand for the National Anthem
Rap Alert (@rapalert6) profile pictureRap Alert
@rapalert6Nov 7
Khia performs “Don’t Trust No N***a” for Cadillac Chronicles.
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And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU (@_PhallonX0X0) profile picture
And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU@_PhallonX0X012h
“I had to test them” “I need to lock in” “I’m emotionally unavailable” “I’m a slow burner” “I got trauma from my ex” “I’m a slow texter” “we need 55 dates first” “I don’t even do the date thing” “how will I know in 3 years you’re the one” “I’m always 5 steps ahead”
Yu Yu Sockahoe (@animalistican) profile pictureYu Yu Sockahoe
@animalistican13h
I’m not gonna lie, I want more people to opt out of dating. That leaves more viable options for people who actually are intentional about it and want to create healthy partnerships and lasting love.
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Zoraya Black
@ZorayaBlack_Nov 7
Getting to a place where you’re like “I don’t need to understand it, I just know that I don’t like it” is important and will set you free from all the psychoanalysing.
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Jeffrey Kahn@JeffEKahnNov 8
Tex...oh wait, nevermind
kunal (@KunalTandon) profile picturekunal@KunalTandonNov 7
Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
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People be 25+, out of shape, and think they’re being energy harvested after singing and dancing at a 3 hour concert.
Beeyliv (@Averagewandafan) profile pictureBeeyliv@Averagewandafan21h
They’re getting tired after concerts and calling it witchcraft
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Ghost@lxmveNov 7
back in my day if you were 13 on Twitter you kept that to yourself
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mami@_theerealmulaaNov 8
I'm at Ross anybody need this True Religion pregnancy test??
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tay@beautifulpilledNov 8
I don’t care how heartbroken I am I’m not downloading hinge
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