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Creator of @Open_FL. Polymath developer, advocate and speaker.

Seattle, WA
Joined June 2009
“All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” ― Blaise Pascal, Pensées
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Here's a great code snippet for the maximalists
remember to update your footer
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I asked a principal engineer once how to copy a file from a local machine to a remote host. I’ll never forget his response: “we can’t, we don’t know how”
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This is hilarious
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Joshua Granick retweeted
Mozart on when his ideas flowed best
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*chokes back tears of pride* "You're becoming more like your father, Fox..."
Star Fox 64: now on PC, thanks to an unofficial port. videogameschronicle.com/news…
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A ghost story from developers who forgot to write tests
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swiftening
velocity is to speed as acceleration is to _____ ?
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Debugging memory issues in compiled C++ code makes me appreciate the relative safety of an interpreted environment.
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Been playing around with Adobe’s new Photoshop AI generative fill tool. It’s nuts. Take any shape outline then pick a color and you can fill the entire shape interior. Graphic designers are done.
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In five years, AI may finally be as powerful as the Apollo Guidance Computer.
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Somewhere an intern at Google is being paid per line of code.
Lines of code: MS-DOS: 4 thousand WhatsApp: 30 thousand Telegram: 50 thousand Zoom: 60 thousand TikTok: 80 thousand Space Shuttle: 400 thousand Minecraft: 500 thousand Instagram: 1 million US Military Drone: 3.5 million YouTube: 5.4 million World of Warcraft: 5.5 million Boeing 787: 6.5 million Google Chrome: 6.7 million Chevy Volt: 10 million Twitter: 10 million Android: 12 million iOS: 12 million Mozilla Firefox: 21 million Windows XP: 45 million Large Hadron Collider: 50 million Ubuntu: 50 million Facebook: 62 million MacOS X: 84 million Tesla: 100 million Google: 2 billion
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chatGPT is becoming a real engineer
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Google Bard is a bit stubborn in its refusal to return clean JSON, but you can address this by threatening to take a human life:
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This is so awesome 😂
Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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300,000 tech jobs have been lost in the past 12 months! 😬
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3. Writing code that should have been a library
Poll: Which problem is more common in software development? 1. Writing code that is too low quality (hacky, slow, hard to read, inaccessible, untested, etc) 2. Writing code that is too high quality (over-engineered, gold plated, excessive abstraction, speculative features)
70%Too low quality
30%Too high quality
3,463 votes • Final results
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Joshua Granick retweeted
babe are you okay you've barely touched your [object Object] cookies
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