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lookin all sailor moon and shit

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Joined March 2026
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pussy is the most important meal of the day
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can i come over and roll around on you
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the bathroom code to the dave’s hot chicken in wynwood, miami is 1166
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happy halloween abt to be so drunk later!
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not a faggot just a faggoddess
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it's brown nipple autumn .
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some weight loss pics these days have me thinking “sorry for your loss”
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im too geeked for tmmr, im day dreaming bout my first shot😭😭😭😭
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gf math tutoring me and im so fucking horny when she yells at me guys omgg
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relax mom its called x money and its going to change things around here
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meet my daughter lumpia and my son adobo
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like my costume? it’s ironic! 🫧🐠 #tumblr
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wait so don toliver isn’t a tequila
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Writing “Gone fishin’!” on a sticky note and slapping it to my forehead
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she’s going to a lesbian school in massive huge tits
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ok tbh i think both of these suck ass. cute for a picture but for an actual night of trick or treating theme costumes aren’t fun for that age because i guarantee those kids would all rather be their own favorite character
The difference between having a narcissistic mother VS a happy family
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Maybe she changes his catheter as a friend
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last night was a gif
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Replying to @TotalWine
@TotalWine you disgust me i hate you and you’re fuck ass managers and employees denying a fucking CURBSIDE PICKUP bc a passenger (21+ mins you) only has a clipped id. burn burn burn
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YOUR* FORGIVE ME IM FUCKING PISSEDDDDDD and then my mom sends me a ss of my location fucking die everyone now
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this was my nickname in highschool
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