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mark fletcher

@sizzlermark

Desperate , attention-seeking whore ....

 Birmingham
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Joined November 2010
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Beautiful sky!! 🙂 Sadly the grey sky is my route home.... 😕
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A fan-funded statue of Lemmy in his hometown of Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent has been given the green light from local authorities 👇 planetradio.co.uk/kerrang/en…
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My prototype for a 'gaming toaster'.... It's just a toaster but with some green shit on it, justifying the £79.99 price tag!! #justaddgaming
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My body's natural clock just did that thing where it woke me up one minute before my alarm..... I looked at the time thinking I might just have another two hours in bed.... Pint of coffee it is.... ☕😕
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I don't like Twitter now.... Every time I get a notification, I just get some non distinct black box appear at the top of my phone.... 😕
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It actually seems that the hot weather is more disruptive than snow in the UK.... Burst water pipes, flash floods from thunderstorms, railways buckling and people just being arsey.... Probably because they've not had a decent night's sleep... Aww, bless. 😂
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Nice - @slipknot have just got the UK No.1 album spot 🤘 planetradio.co.uk/kerrang/en…
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Can’t afford to turn them on now.
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Ok, two things. 1) Truss will be gone pretty soon. And 2) Conservative Party members should never again have the final say on who is Prime Minister of our country.
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I approve this message – at Mansfield, England
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If the owners of that local rat dog don't stop it yapping soon, I'm going to work out which back garden it's in and kick it's face off....
Seeing the queues in London reminds me of my first time queueing for Nemesis at Alton Towers..... I also came away from said experience feeling quite emotional and a little nauseous....
Been in the states for a few days and looking back at England your realise it’s such a fucking weird little place. I seriously might be done with it. It’s a fucking wrong’un
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Please tell me this isn't the England 2022 World Cup home shirt 😮😮 it's like some s**t training top Sports Direct would sell
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David Baddiel
@Baddiel11 Sep 2022
Have they not suffered enough?
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He’s not gonna shag you mate…
Brendan Clarke-Smith (@Bren4Bassetlaw) profile pictureBrendan Clarke-Smith
@Bren4Bassetlaw6 Sep 2022
Saying farewell to the Prime Minister before he flies to see Her Majesty. A hero who broke the mould of British politics.
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Armando Iannucci
@Aiannucci3 Sep 2022
Strap yourselves in for the bleakest of weeks ahead.
Tim Shipman (@ShippersUnbound) profile pictureTim Shipman
@ShippersUnbound3 Sep 2022
TRUSS CABINET REVEALED Based on multiple converstions with aides and ministers, this is my current understanding of the Truss cabinet. Caveat: the white board is not finalised 1/
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Lord Sugar
@Lord_Sugar29 Aug 2022
This might sound a stupid if not naive question but what would it take for us to reverse Brexit and re join the EU. Serious debate please.
Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) profile pictureLord Sugar
@Lord_Sugar27 Aug 2022
The biggest liars in 2016 was Boris and Gove with the red bus. They should both go to Jail. As a chairman of a public company if I mislead or lied to my shareholders ( in this case the public ) I would be sent to jail.
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She’s on the run. Utterly shameful behaviour from someone who wants to lead the country. We deserve better.
Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) profile pictureNick Robinson
@bbcnickrobinson29 Aug 2022
Was pleased to secure an in-depth interview with @trussliz on BBC1. I am disappointed & frustrated it’s been cancelled
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How I approach most DJ’s
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