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Deep State operator, NE District Manager at Antifa, paid Ukrainian bot, ear model He/him. PRONOUNCE IN BAYOU!

Joined May 2008
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Yes. I also have a big nose. Congratulations on possessing at least one of the five major senses.
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JD Vance tries to say Kansas but it comes out "Sexus"
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Trump in Mississippi: "I'm here because Cindy is doing great" (He's there because Cindy is not doing great)
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Forget Zelenskyy, when was the last time netanyahu said thank you?
JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"
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JD Vance says of the Middle East that it's "a region of the world made up of countries whose name I couldn't even pronounce"
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Just a reminder that there are no alphas and betas in the wild and that those classifications were made by studying wolves in captivity. So if you call yourself an alpha, you're basically admitting that someone owns your ass.
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Transphobic men be like "men shouldn't be in women's spaces" and then DM you with something inappropriate
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was no one going to tell me that the new Spider-Man movie is about him creating a literal hormone blocking device to suppress his nasty bad spider hormones cause he was getting body dysmorphia from them. petra is right there
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Can we please make "mumblecœur" a genre?
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Can we please start referring to a certain type of white person as "mayo flavored oatmeal"?
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It is very funny how to analyze how someone they are smarter than they are than anyone else but not posted correctly
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If you think that impressing men is more important than empathizing with women because you might be called gay, you might have succumbed to the manosphere. A lot of it is based on asexual homo-eroticism.
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Here is a fun clip of Sean Duffy and his wife explaining to their daughter that Harvard, a top tier American university, is too woke and scary for her. This was brought to us by our own tax dollars, as part of a reality show purporting to be about a road trip across America.
Sean Duffy to his daughter who wants to go to Harvard: "If I send you there, I think what happens is they have professionalized figuring out how they can take good, young girls like you and, I think, corrupt their mind…They get perverted and contorted."
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I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said
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It's so sad that nobody loves her. If there were someone close to her, is she would be pink slipped by now.
To all of my followers. One day you’re going to wake up and there will be dozens if not hundreds of communities surrounded by Islamic military aged men who are armed. They will simultaneously carry out October 7th style attacks in American communities, and there won’t be enough law enforcement to respond. Thousands of Americans will die. It will be a hostage situation. And when it happens, it will already be too late to stop what comes next. I want all of my followers to buy ammo and weapons to protect themselves from the jihad that is going to be unleashed on the US. If you can afford to, build a safe room in your home. When Islamic communists take over the House and Senate and they abolish the police and abolish ICE and DHS, we won’t have anyone to help us. These policies are largely being pushed by Islamic communist candidates in preparation for the war they plan to declare on non-Muslim Amercians. If you don’t prepare for this, you and your children will probably be slaughtered by these jihadists. I think about this every single day and I just want that to be known because my entire career, people have called me crazy for saying things like this, but I want this to be on the record so that when it does happen, people realize I was trying to warn the public to save Americans from what our bleak future holds. We are going to be attacked by Islamic militants and nobody will come to save us. It’s up to Americans to prepare. These people are going to come after you and your children and anyone who says otherwise is setting you up to be conquered. History shows us what happens when jihadis gain political power. I just hope Americans prepare. I know what the future holds and it won’t be pretty for our country. Please prepare. Don’t become a statistic.
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Her first word going to be WTF.
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Dennis Prager, co-founder of PragerU, says there's 'nothing evil' about watching animated child porn.
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I'm fairly certain it will be nice for most of us when he dies.
Absolute crash out from Musk after he’s presented with the reality that many, many people fucking hate him
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Carhartt over a suit jacket Hasan Piker congratulations you are an official resident of Wayne County Michigan
Democrat Rep. Summer Lee: “Right now, we are in the midst of fascism.”
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MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans. It’s all an act.
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Jesse seems pro rape.
Watters: Women on base, you better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful. Because these guys are going to be wild animals and you better watch out.
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