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If you want to know how the week is going, I just took a pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neckhole, and then mumbled “what is this, pants?”.
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Never forget that 147 @GOP members voted to overturn the results of the 2020 election.
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Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on
Replying to @DougDucey
I am proud that Arizona has been ranked the most pro-life state in the country. Here, we will continue to cherish life and protect it in every way possible. 2/2
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Replying to @Strandjunker
Q: What do you call a man who spends every waking moment trying to destroy the country that welcomed him with open arms? A: Rupert Murdoch thenyindependent.com/1435815…
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Presenting "Manchin and Sinema In: I'm With You Babe!" #VotingRightsActNow #VotingRights #GOPTraitors
Kelly S 🦁 retweeted
You're singing Karaoke.
It isn't optional.
You get one song.
What are you going with?
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"Your toilet is your stair machine, it's your bench, it's, uh... your fridge, it's your... lover, it's, it's your brother, it's your priest." #Succession
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As we breathed a collective sigh of relief today, a community in Columbus felt the sting of another police shooting as @ColumbusPolice killed an unarmed 15yo Black girl named Makiyah Bryant. Another child lost! Another hashtag. ✊🏾🙏🏾#JusticeForMakiyahBryant dispatch.com/story/news/crim…
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Bodycam footage has been released showing that the person who was shot was in fact armed and in the process of possibly murdering someone.
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Kelly S 🦁 retweeted
In the prosecution closing arguments of the #DerekChauvinTrial I'd love to see the prosecution make the courtroom sit in total silence for 9m29s to demonstrate just how long it is that #Chauvin didn't let up or get up off #GeorgeFloyd
Kelly S 🦁 retweeted
How was Chauvin’s past excessive use of force deemed inadmissible, but these details about George Floyd’s past were permitted?
Kelly S 🦁 retweeted
I know that Violent Femmes song is called “Blister in the Sun,” but that dude is saying “Glister” & we all know it.
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Thanks for your tips! The #FBI has arrested multiple people in connection with the violence at the U.S. Capitol last week. We need your help to identify more individuals at ow.ly/ITdg50D9s4y. If you know someone on these posters, submit a tip at fbi.gov/USCapitol.
Kelly S 🦁 retweeted
Is it tacky to repeat the same David’s Bridal sequin prom dress I wore for the last impeachment?
Kelly S 🦁 retweeted
REMOVE
Sen. Ted Cruz
Sen. Josh Hawley
Sen John Kennedy
Sen. Roger Marshall
Sen. Ron Johnson
Sen Tommy Tuberville
Sen. Rick Scott
Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith
Rep. Matt Gaetz
Rep. Jim Jordan
Rep. Kevin Mccarthy
Rep. Mo Brookes
Rep. Louis Gohmert
Rep. Lauren Boebert
Rep. Marjorie Greene
Kelly S 🦁 retweeted
BREAKING: Democrats sweep Georgia Senate races, giving the party control of both houses of Congress and making it easier for Joe Biden to enact his agenda as president. #APracecall
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BREAKING: Democrat Jon Ossoff wins election to U.S. Senate from Georgia, beating incumbent Sen. David Perdue. #APracecall at 4:16 p.m. EST. #GAelection apnews.com/Election2020
























