She/her. 🇦🇹 ex-Londoner in 🇸🇪. Tennis, movies and alpine skiing. I stan mostly messy flops. My faves have aged me 84 years so far.

Stockholm, Sverige
Joined August 2007
One year onwards, Denis is still struggling to open bananas
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Young Shap’s time to shine
Le Canada participera à l’Eurovision 2027. Et c’est vous qui choisirez l’artiste qui nous représentera sur scène. Votez d’ici le 5 novembre. radio-canada.ca/eurovision
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No wonder Swedish tennis is cooked 😭
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“uhhh… is it live?” the laugh. “i guess he deserved it.” CINEMA LMFAOOO
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Location idk is sending me
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Also singles. I guess nowadays a few more people would come to watch lol (I don’t even think he was seeded here)
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Aww, I’m cleaning out my phone videos and found Taylor and Tommy flopping doubles in Stockholm many years ago
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So basically the plan is to by and by reduce the entertainment value of the sport to zero
ATP announces major changes planned for 2028. ATP Chairman Andrea Gaudenzi has outlined a series of proposed changes to the men's tour. Here’s what could change: - $350M in player compensation: Projected annual total by 2028, excluding Grand Slam prize money. - Bigger bonus pool: Increasing from $21.5M to $50M. - More player support: $25M in year-end support for players ranked in the Top 250, plus around $30M annually for pensions covering 300 players. - Ranking points overhaul: More weight for results at the biggest events, removing incentives to chase extra tournaments after disappointing results. - Calendar changes: Dedicated weeks for ATP 250s, 500s and Masters 1000s, with plans to reduce the number of 250 events. The proposed structure includes 10 weeks of 250s, eight weeks of 500s and 10 Masters 1000s. - Saudi Arabia Masters 1000: A 10th event at this level will join the tour in 2028. - Doubles changes: The ATP is reviewing doubles formats and draws. Any prize money reallocated would go toward singles qualifying and early-round payouts. The goal is to reward results at the biggest events, improve player financial security and ease the pressure to play so many tournaments. Source: atptour.com/en/news/an-open-…
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Rafa Jódar, al recogepelotas: «Dame la puta toalla, c***» El juez de silla ecuatoriano Jimmy Pinoargote lo escucha y le penaliza por mala conducta. Aquí la secuencia completa:
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All this flopping now has one particular advantage for me and me only 🤩🤩
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Caveat: Now watch all these high profile players cancel once they realise they can’t make Turin or qualify for Turin early. Been there 🫠
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kinda gagged at the introspection of these dudes
The Ox? The Rabbit? The Goat?! 🐐 The players learn about their Chinese Zodiac signs at the #RolexShanghaiMasters...
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My geriatric retired favs I am living
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Daniil Medvedev after getting disqualified: "I feel horrible, I'm terribly sorry and would like to meet him and apologise in person if he wants to" Insane scenes at the 2026 China Open semi finals against Novak Djokovic.
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dawg my favorite tennis player is trying to be an influencer and is absolutely terrible
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Flopping early means more time to enjoy the city
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Boris has got to be the pettiest man on tennis twitter and that is an achievement in itself
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😂😂😂😂
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