mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrat

lesbian. 24. ss.
Joined January 2024
‘ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── skye alarie hockey player. bookworm. deranged person. ↻+♡ to be mutuals skyepticism.carrd.co
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baking cookies and staring into the abyss while they’re done
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skye ✰ retweeted
͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ nyomi 𓏵 ׄ  ⎯2OO1 ࣭⠀ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
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playing with fire (literally) ((lighting matches and seeing how close i can get my fingers to it before it hurts)) (((also seeing how long i can handle keeping them there)))
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wedding ready 😼
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+ these photos i took of the losers
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dms tomorrow sorry i’ve been super out of it all day
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they banned me from the ice but i can still terrorize the streets
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everyone following me is obligated to talk to me btw
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not getting dm notifications i’m irritated
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guys what animal do you think i would be
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game day and i’m at home…. nothing to smile about in my life…. but i hope everyone is having a good day
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ok i’m done
sb spree cause there’s too many of u who don’t interact back w me
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sb spree cause there’s too many of u who don’t interact back w me
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in bed making wife watch hockey games with me >:)
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“this season couldn’t possibly get any worse right” it did 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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sory if i seem odd and off putting at first once you get to know me it gets worse
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goodnight i am way too irritated i’m gonna be hiding on my wife’s shirt
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