obvious asshole spudchick, major dude, future jazzhead / he/him, 18

Joined April 2023
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I want to go get food... But kitten is cuddling me again... Ohhhh
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board game sa kanto
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Steal his look
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Pontiac Tempest Brochure 1964.
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I will start crying
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Why is he deadass in Yugoslavia
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Steely Dan Brand Viagra
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relistening to Money for Nothing and it strikes me that they shouldn't have said the f slur multiple times (girlfriend leaves room) if Mark Knopfler was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world
The guitar riff for Money for Nothing is straight gas. Nothing better in the world of guitar rock than the buildup to that riff coming in.
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doing a line of hope
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Remember when Drew Carey tweeted that seeing Phish in concert made him understand what it was like to get fucked in the pussy
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omg just got named sexiest man alive 2026 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thanks yall couldnt have done it without u x
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“What’s your biggest impact on the internet?” I created this game.
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Went to gym. Stayed on one machine too long and hurt myself because these dumbasses were typing on their phones while sitting at the ones I actually came to use. Left, defeated
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Hi guys vote for me please
Canada is going to Eurovision 2027. It’s up to you to decide who takes the stage. Cast your vote by November 5. cbc.ca/eurovision
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Ah. How little I knew
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i don’t Tinkle, i Piss. Hard.
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They said this and didn't even post the list 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😭😂😭😂🪦😂😭
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century. 1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes 3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers 4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo 5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead 6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers 7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes 8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z 9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys 10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
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Our little Amur leopard cub already has some noisy opinions! Hand-rearing an Amur leopard cub (by necessity, since his mother didn’t) is a little different than raising a domestic cat. He may be cute, but at 6 weeks old, he has a powerful bite and sharp claws!
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Wow. So proud.
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