I write words for people/ Are You Afraid of the Dark Rum? (@AndrewsMcMeel 2019)/ Repped by @Ericsmithrocks /Book: https://xitter.cf/t.co/pRjr0eHzaq -Tweets my own

Greenville, SC
Joined February 2012
Forgot I never did a #book cover reveal. Here it is, the #MidnightSociety-approved cover for #AreYouAfraidoftheDarkRum! #90s #nostalgia #cocktails #fun #mixology #preordernow
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A liquor pitch for St. Patrick’s Day? In OCTOBER?!
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Good morning #NJDevils fans. After a few rewrites, a lot of back and forth, and plenty of stress, it's finally done. The 50 Greatest New Jersey Devils Players Of All Time, all in one place. (via @nick_villano) pucksandpitchforks.com/2023/…
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#TIL Moira Rose is also Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas and as a 90s kid I love but also hate myself for not knowing this before now
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It’s our Inaugural #NationalNewJerseyDay Jersey Jersey Giveaway! Hey, did we mention… Jersey? Tell us what town you rep with Jersey pride for a chance to win an autographed Nico or Jack Third Jersey ⤵️
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Thankful for this interview. csmonitor.com/Books/Author-Q… – at Kentucky, USA
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Nico Hischier Selke run starts NOW nhl.com/news/boston-bruins-c…
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Sam Slaughter retweeted
Luke Hughes became the 36th player in NHL history to score his first career NHL goal in overtime. The 19-year-old showed off his slick skating and stickhandling in the last game of the regular season. @JamieHersch | @NJDevils | #NJDevils | #NHLTonight
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An open letter to Ron DeSantis: Fuck you.
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Only a few pages into @tcboyle’s newest novel, BLUE SKIES, and it has me hooked, and not just because he’s (likely) as big a fan of @flordecana in mojitos as I am
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Happy birthday to my favorite Louisvillian, Hunter S. Thompson!
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Two weeks from release. I doubt we’ll see reviews all over the place. Probably not many interviews. No cross-country tour or million dollar marketing machine pushing it onto lists. I just hope it gets shared like a mess of beans by folks who feel it’s important.
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Hey @Yellowcard/ @williamryankey, when y’all play Charlotte on Tuesday, think you could throw ‘Telescope’ in there? It’s the song for my Mom, who passed from cancer last year. It’d be much appreciated
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Feel free to RT for the very small chance they actually see this
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Ah, gotta love when someone not in the creative dept uses the phrase ‘I just ran it through Chat GPT…’ to my digital face
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Goal is to get my cookbook Latin-ish on @thebearfx after it comes out August 2024. @countrymanpress @wwnorton – at Manhattan, NY
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In rewatching the golden girls before bed. I’m constantly in awe of some of the nicknames they got away with. Tonight: Sophia to Blanche: ‘Strap in, Slutpuppy…’
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The hits just keep on comin. Partner’s mother was diagnosed with cancer today. #fuckcancer
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This @NJDevils flag hangs on my wall. We got our new pup last week. I was cleaning dishes and came out to see this. @jhugh86 @nicohischier @dhamilton27, I think you have your newest fan
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