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thank goodness
this summer i’ve seen the most fat girls in bikinis that i’ve seen any summer previously. my agenda is spreading!! fat girl get in that bikini!!
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God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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one of life's greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man 🙂‍↕️
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don’t worry babe that’s just my emotional support guy who hits on me
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how life feels when there's a man you can be mean to and he just takes it
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my dream relationship is where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time
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that random period in life where u rediscover butter on bread
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my apartment is messy rn so naturally i feel ugly and unloveable
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The only point in working is to buy material items for hot women
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breakup text
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submissive to her in the way a knight is submissive to the princess he's sworn to protect or the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for.
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my current romantic fantasy is someone else planning an entire day of fall activities and i'm day drunk the whole time
my current romantic fantasy is going on a hike to a waterfall and having a big jersey mikes sandwich to share with someone, taking serious inquiries only
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I dare say, except for the gun part, many elementary teachers have had students just like this. This boy NEVER belonged in a traditional school. He should’ve been in a psycho-educational specialized school. Everyone, but the teacher, messed up big time here.
🚨 A 6-year-old shot his teacher. Richneck Elementary, Jan 6, 2023. Court unsealed Officer Brian Torrez's bodycam Oct 6, 2026. 🎥 The Virginian-Pilot / Daily Press
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Mama's hooked on Mary Kay Brother's hooked on Mary Jane and Daddy's hooked on Mary two doors down
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I’m just going to say it and bring on the haters: with the exception of highly specialized classes or special education, ELEMENTARY teaching is so much HARDER than secondary. And yes, I’ve taught on all three levels!
Replying to @educator4ever36
Everything about teaching seems infinitely harder at the elementary level. Idk how they do it year after year.
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I know damn well he’d leave his french horn on the bus
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sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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tits or ass? nah bro… her christmas spirit
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