matt
Cape Town
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Why did I read this to the tune of “Jays on my feet”?
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Different types of animal poop and what they mean:
7. Apeshit = angry
6. Batshit = unhinged
5. Bullshit = lies (or unfair)
4. Horseshit = bigger lies (or totally unfair)
3. Chickenshit = cowardly
2. Dogshit = low quality
1. Catshit = what you do when someone throws a ball at you
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Pro tip: if you have a student’s mother email you for a grade change have your mother respond to it.
Fight 🔥 with 🔥
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Can we nip this communicating via voice note thing in the bud please? Hold on - I have to stop everything and listen to someone’s pre amble monologue without the opportunity to interrupt and move them towards a point.
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I don't know who needs this information, but please do share, far and wide.
Helen Joseph Hospital has a world class psychiatric unit. The doctors are well trained, organized and empathetic.
If you are working, your consultation fee is R75 per visit. If you're unemployed,
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You are somebody's type! From the 8 different blood types, we need all of them to help save lives.
Visit wcbs.org.za to find a blood drive near you.
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Commit to 2022 by donating blood at least 4 times this year! Every blood donor will have the opportunity to choose between a portable charcoal braai or a branded WCBS chair (while stocks last). Visit wcbs.org.za/blood-donation to find your nearest blood donation clinic.
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ALT Meme Format: Top Panel, train in the background heading for a bus labelled "Transphobes". Bottom Panel, Train labelled "Angus from Scotrail" smashes through Transphobe Bus.
