@slime_machine

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Joined February 2015
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Nissehatt@hekwoys17h
I can smell your sad earnestness through your lowercase sentence btw. Stop writing like an abused dog. Take it seriously
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(˃ᆺ˂)@jebbiearchiveOct 26
October 26, 1982
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Darth Erogenous
@darth_erogenous17h
I was called lazy and stupid all my life, but thanks to my recent ADHD diagnosis, I know that isn't true. Actual lazy and stupid people are lazy and stupid for a special reason that goes beyond the happenstances of their neurology. I just don't get anything done or know anything
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the NPC in deus ex calling to tell you he found proof the illuminati invented AIDS in the 70s while you crawl around an air vent like spiderman:
Sofia Coppium@indianloonieJun 20
Going to the barber asking for the James Somerton
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Rocky@viperwaveOct 24
Japanese people watching the French call them pedophiles on here.
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iphone@iphone194629174Oct 23
I would do very well in prison. I would serve the alpha personalities with loyalty, cunning, and diligence.
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Replying to @NacninjaO
Fuck yeah choom, For You Page. Triple tits, 5 Speed Midnight Lady, Kang Tao gonk car accidents flying through the windshield, Mr Studd sex, Scav gonk legs blown off, its for You, choom, its Nova.
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Spinny@spiiinos23 Oct 2024
that's gang, and at the end of the day i love you guys so much ❤️
Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders22 Oct 2024
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nl's getting good at mandarin but he keeps saying 周末 like chomo
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signify@signifyisdumbOct 18
Proposed melee changes: "The Falco Mulligan": Falco gets one extra stock. He's not gonna do anything good with it. "Luigi coinflip": Misfire is now 100% chance but theres a 50/50 chance it reverses. Luigi also gets a big floppy but with no hurtbox, just for fun this time
signify@signifyisdumbOct 16
Proposed melee changes: "Ice climber shiv": The ice climbers stab you with a ice shiv killing you instantly if they grab you. This is to make sure you die every time, as you deserve for getting grabbed. "Marths stupid penis": Marth gets a long floppy with a hurt box to nerf him
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President Trump, my friend Donald - thank you for your extraordinary endorsement. Israel has never had a greater friend in the White House. Together we will never let Iran's regime get nuclear weapons. Thank you for your clarity, courage and unwavering support. @realDonaldTrump
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Broskі@broskiFGCOct 17
im fascinated by this friction as the IP gets older where the corpos still feel handcuffed to SF2 memberberries in order to satisfy a vanishingly small consumer demographic, but by doing so becoming increasingly offputting to people who dont have fond memories of The Goonies
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Justus@JustusXYZOct 15
M2K showing up with the bubonic plague and Monkey Pox just so he can laser camp hbox at a 40 man tournament
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Matt@JoelsAquariumOct 14
The way he transitions back to gameplay after rants like these is so funny
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Rocky@viperwaveOct 13
MILLER: Boss, I dont know if you realized but... that account you're quote tweeting is a Nigerian engagement farm. OCELOT: The Boss knows what hes doing.
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obsessed with this NL halloween cosplay video
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Victoria Rose
@woahhvickyyyOct 10
Grown ass men doing October photo dump. For Christ Sake, Go pour some concrete
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das überkristall
@crystalxduanOct 9
the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
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watching the boonta eve classic and every ad break is just credit gambling ad credit gambling ad naked twi’lek telling me to watch Huttball “Mon mothma is promoting interspecies mating on coruscant” political ad credit gambling credit gambling
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