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“Traveling through this world of woe. There is no sickness, toil, or danger in that fair Land to which I go.” Trans Issues, Broncos Football, IWNBAWposting

Over Jordan
Joined March 2026
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I’m going there to meet my Savior His blood has wrought my path to home I am now going over Jordan This is my one last walk to roam I was a poor, wayfaring stranger But His loving grace has led me home. I was a poor, wayfaring stranger But way was fared and world was roamed.
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Cesium in ‘please don’t’ as if your face wouldn’t *literally speaking* explode
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“Babe—can’t we just stay in and watch a movie togethe—?” “NOT BABE, I AM ELRON THE HONORABLE, AND WE’RE GOING ON MORE QUESTS!” “Uggghhhh, no please don’t say hu—“ “HUZZAH!!”
GOING TO CALIFORNIA TO SWINDLE POLYAMOROUS FOOLS INTO A LEGALLY BINDING ADVENTURING PARTY
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“Vagina people” nooo Woke 3.0 will not be kind to you diva ✨
Replying to @JoshuaBarzon
The lower IQ and emotional you are, the more you vote left. That's why black people and vagina people vote for it.
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By the way, there’s still anti trans bills being passed in blue states. Get your last woke 3.0 jokes in by tonight. The Democrats are better, sure, but they *WILL* and *HAVE* sold us out the moment it becomes convenient. Make your jokes, but stay locked in.
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I have combined all of the Woke 3.0 slogans into one monster. How did I do yall?
Replying to @patrick2604
Your state-issue burqa will arrive this week. For questions, please contact your local nonbinary Barista for burqa inquiries. If you pledge $100 (Ms. Rachel dollar bills only) to Talafreako’s re-election campaign, your burqa may be rainbow or trans flag colored. Happy Holigays!
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Wayfaring Stranger🇻🇦🏳️‍⚧️🦈 retweeted
It wasn't the sexual assault allegations. It wasn't the coup attempt on January 6th. It wasn't the racism. It wasn't the transphobia. It was the price of gas and groceries. As great as last night was, the sad reality is that Americans didn't care until it affected their wallets
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My favorite genre of person is someone who says something that you’re 95% sure makes them a stupid, regressive asshole and 5% sure they are more woke than you could ever hope to imagine yourself being.
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This is the sort of compliance we must expect from opponents of Woke 3.0. Enjoy the new pronouns and complementary estrogen, Fatricia.
#NewProfilePic The left has destroyed the right in the midterms. Because of this, I am finally trooning out. Accepting DMs from anyone who can cut my dick off and create a tasteful neovagina. Would like a dilating rod for Christmas. 🏳️‍⚧️
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This is the way
Blue wave was so big Alabama just elected a trans woman.
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DUDE you have so much work to do PLEASE do not fumble. I do not CARE about your Whataburger
First stop post-win: Whataburger.
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Are we really surprised it’s taking Mississippi so long to count? It’s still a red state, and the election staff only have so many fingers……
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Almost liked a hate tweet
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Wayfaring Stranger🇻🇦🏳️‍⚧️🦈 retweeted
This happening the same week the Broncos beat the Chiefs because of Harrison Butker’s missed field goal is a DREAM COME TRUE
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Oh let me be happy for ONE NIGHT jeez
happy as fuck then remembered it’s the dems we’re talking about
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This may be the best day on this app since the great #kirkening
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