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I have never made a poorly designed car that explodes.

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Ted Byzynski retweeted
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@DougJBalloon21h
Whether it's Republicans not being allowed within 200 feet of a Chuck E. Cheese or Democrats making jokes about a Cheesecake Factory, both side have a fraught relationship with chain restaurants.
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Ted Byzynski retweeted
millgirl@rmalldg22h
Iroquoian-Vietnamese names have a certain Genessee Quan
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Does anyone who's good at the economy know it's laying off 25% of your staff is a good sign??
*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaone23h
MICROSOFT TO OFFER BUYOUTS TO 60,000 WORKERS IN LATEST COST CUT
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Before it was legalized you had to have this conversation with a guy who was really into Tool every time you wanted to buy weed
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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Replying to @ernieball
@ernieball you guys gotta rename this thing. I know it turns tuning pegs but surely there is a less suggestive name
Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapaceOct 26
doing some minor surgery
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Centrist voter: I don't know if I should vote National, Labour or Opportunity! All the other parties seem too radical... The whitest guy you know writing-in for Hamas on his ballot in the 2026 New Zealand General Elections:
Postcode Apparatchik@MaoistStdEnOct 19
Just had a local doorknocker for Hamas visit me to encourage me to vote in the upcoming elections
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Imagine telling her she has to set up multi-factor authentication.
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Ted Byzynski retweeted
kamil
@unable0_Oct 25
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kamil
@unable0_Oct 25
well, now i’ve seen everything
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this is probably the worst thing to ever hit someone's neck at one of these tents
Turning Point UK 🇬🇧
@TPointUKOct 23
Yesterday, a masked far-left thug cowardly hurled yoghurt at @NickTenconi while he sat peacefully at our free speech stand at KCL. Imagine being so consumed by hatred that you resort to attacking someone simply for expressing views you disagree with. These extremists have been emboldened by leftist politicians who turn a blind eye to their intimidation and excuse their behaviour. No one should have to face abuse for exercising their right to free speech. Political violence is utterly disgraceful and must never be tolerated.
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Ted Byzynski retweeted
🪷ً@ethereaIisedOct 24
she looks like Big Birds pussy
Prince Minaj
@NickiThaQueenOct 23
this was so high fashion of her
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Everyone getting a little fruity this year is the real October surprise
Acyn
@AcynOct 24
OBAMA on El-SAYED: You see those big guns, that's why he wears those t-shirts.
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Ted Byzynski retweeted
Nate@thenatewolfOct 24
All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 24
Life can’t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Sending a sound video with nut
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Contrapoints be like first they came for not me and then they stopped there.
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yume nikki minaj à trois
@jun3buggyOct 24
elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10
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I wish all airbnb hosts a very bankruptcy
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move over Stanford Prison Experiment it's time for the Stanford Prison Experiment
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 23
First teaser for the ‘FALLOUT SHELTER’ competition series. The show will follow competing players as they run their own vaults & must keep their citizens happy with food and other supplies Releasing January 13 on Prime Video.
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Ted Byzynski retweeted
peepeepoopoo@DeepDishEnjoyerOct 23
this is really good journalism lol
Denzel Rust
@DenzelRustOct 23
I went to the peptide party mamathemagazine.com/what-hap…

What Happened at the Peptide Party? — MAMA

Sex, drugs, and melanocortin receptor agonists

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