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Joined April 2019
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j 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ʕ•̫͡•ʔ retweeted
White people when you grab the max ammo before they reload
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i know im cooked because this silhouette looks like it was difficult to put the pieces together
When the dude in the pink adidas jacket keeps pulling up to the table you are sitting at on the atrium and starts being annoying as shit
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j 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ʕ•̫͡•ʔ retweeted
‘ADULTS’ has reportedly been renewed for Season 3 with a 16-episode order, releasing next year. Seasons 1 & 2 have a total of 17 episodes combined. (theankler.com/john-landgraf-…)
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j 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ʕ•̫͡•ʔ retweeted
These are the same gif to me
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you know shits getting serious when the uber map zooms in
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okay real talk my twitter algorithm at the moment is mostly blackhead popping videos which are great BUT i’ve started getting AI generated ones. what the fuck. who is ai generating fucking blackhead popping what are we doing as a society.
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j 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ʕ•̫͡•ʔ retweeted
one of the best jumpscares i've seen in a horror movie in a long time... the way they had us focused on one threat just to catch us completely off guard with another… i'm actually embarrassed by the scream i let out here 😭 #ResidentEvil
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Try the Twitter porn Darling. It's chudai for
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j 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ʕ•̫͡•ʔ retweeted
>Scotland >Land of the Scots
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no fucking way patrick stewart died
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the apocalypse is a lie sold by Big Can to sell more tinned food
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j 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ʕ•̫͡•ʔ retweeted
in the uk you have to get a tv licence to look at an LED screen on a vape
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j 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ʕ•̫͡•ʔ retweeted
UK oomfs please stay safe 🙏🏻 this wind is no joke. Just looked out of my window and saw an entire helicopter flying through the air
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j 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ʕ•̫͡•ʔ retweeted
how come trans people always seem to go from one boring gender to another? be original, try bulking up and getting hairy like some sort of gorilla, wearing gender neutral clothing (think space suit), perhaps with a short range tesla cannon and shield bubble to counter aoe slop
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the monkeys paw curls … we get battlefront 3 but we lose bioware …
‘STAR WARS: BATTLEFRONT 3’ is in the works. Respawn and DICE are teaming up to develop the game. (Source: variety.com/2026/digital/new…)
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it’s not smuggling if it’s bugs
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my greatest fear is being friends with someone who sells things on tiktok shop. maybe the most annoying form of video to get
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