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slime 🍀

@slowweeknd

I yap about my interests and what not

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Joined December 2025
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I wanna be sleepy while bird watching in a forest with a half eaten sandwich in my hand and a quarter of the same sandwich being eaten by critter of some sort to my peripheral right
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met me in a very "yeah bro I'm not gonna stress myself out on this" time of my life
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safe to say I'm overwhelmed
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not all of them, but always them.
Heidi Hatch KUTV (@tvheidihatch) profile pictureHeidi Hatch KUTV
@tvheidihatch22h
BREAKING: A first-degree felony rape charge has been refiled against former BYU football player Parker Kingston in Washington County. The following are texts between Kingston and a friend where he says "Just craked her bruh" and "pretty sure it was her first time" "The defendant was interviewed by law enforcement in November 2025. When asked by detectives what “crack” meant, the defendant stated that it meant to have sex. The defendant told officers that he felt bad for what happened. During the interview, the defendant stated that A.M. did not say no to sexual intercourse. However, the defendant stated to officers that he received a text from A.M. an hour after he left her home. According to the defendant, the text stated that A.M. did not want to have sex and had told him no."
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the girlfriend and I had our first fight since getting together, two days ago. Safe to say I'm withdrawn from being emotionally expressive tbh. workaroundable, though. She's also been expressive which in fairness I urged her to be more of. Now she wants us to go to Thailand.
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They call it "casual". fucking losers
babe you look so cool (@lowkchoppednunc) profile picturebabe you look so cool@lowkchoppednuncNov 12
i can’t even hold someone’s hand without being super duper in love with them how do yall even do one night stand
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what a loser
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Im finally off work 😭🙌🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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LMAO I love creating and navigating awkward situations especially with people I care about 😂😂
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if you have ever wondered how they vote in space, here's how they do it. pretty cool huh?
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*waves a starburst in your face
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my two cats are beefing. one doesn't like sharing food and the other doesn't like sharing me and now whenever I'm petting one the other growls. help resolve?
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both males
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disclaimer, this is a hard read. dude on the right is Preston Purdy, and he's the worst predator in history. He thought he was meeting a mother (decoy) pimping out her kids (which happens irl btw) an 8,10 and 11 year old. This is horrible.
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This is horrible. Public executions should be brought back, it serves as some sort of deterrent
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somebody out there swears this is the love of their life. literally everybody is nobody to somebody bro. be around people who value you
kompot (@ethkompot) profile picturekompot
@ethkompotNov 9
Clavicular tried a "joke" in the boat kitchen, and 20 seconds later he was the one saying he felt like a DICKHEAD 😭 "Now I feel like a dickhead." "Bro, I feel like a dickhead, bro."
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Your boos mean nothing to me I've seen what makes you cheer. Every breath I take without your permission boosts my self esteem
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#NewProfilePic
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kinda sex I'm tryna have
Belgesel Dünyası (@belgeseIdunyasi) profile pictureBelgesel Dünyası
@belgeseIdunyasiNov 9
Peygamberdevesinin şaşırtıcı çiftleşme davranışı.
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Oh my love you are my little light upon my darkest hours. I love you, little fingers. little hands.
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Once you realize that these politicians will say anything to get a vote, you'd also start understanding just how fucking stupid they perceive you to be.
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